You should be running Atlantis, not Dr. Weir.
But then I'd be The Man, and who would I have to rage against?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[the team is discussing the strike against Asuras]
They are constructed of real materials which can be destroyed. Six will be more than enough for now.
For now? Isn't it like poking a sleeping dragon? Look, why don't we just wait until Area 51 finishes the P.W.A.R.W.s?
Ugh, which one's that again?
Shouldn't you guys be bickering or something?
Ah, we've got nothing to bicker about. He's run out of bad ideas... finally.
[sulkily] If we survive this, I'm putting in for a transfer.
Oh, please. We both know that you've done your best work under me.
Under you?! I'm my own department head, you know.
Please! We both know that department is a joke.
What?!
Why don't you two just make out and get it over with?
You want to bring an asteroid towards us. Is that wise?
Today it is.
[after the explosion, Ronon got a shard of glass in his shoulder]
Pull it out now.
DDoctor
I can't do that, it may have punctured an artery.
Pull...it...out.
DDoctor
Yeah, yeah I get it you're a tough guy. If you want to take it out yourself...
[Ronon attempts to remove the glass]
DDoctor
Are you crazy!?
It's like the video game 'Asteroids'.
Whatever works for you.
I was terrible at 'Asteroids'! I think I actually scored zero once.
Well, there's only one way to go, and that's up.
I told you I wasn't good at 'Asteroids'!
How's it going?
Well I would be making a lot more progress if 'Timmy Torture' over here wasn't trying to kill me every two seconds.
I wasn't trying to kill him.
Space is quite vast...
You don't say?
We're coming into re-entry.
You mean entry. You see, we haven't actually entered the pl...
Bill!
Now, you want to land this city gently, like a leaf, kissing the surface of a pond!
[Sheppard is in the control chair, trying to land Atlantis on M35-117, and crash lands in the ocean.]
Nice kissing!
[Teyla is going through Dr.Weir's things in her office]:
Who do you think is going to replace her?
I don't know. [pause]
Whoever it is, they're going to have tough shoes to fill.
Yes.
[Ronon puts his hand on her shoulder, and she holds it as she fights back tears]:
With all this commotion, I never got the chance to congratulate you.
[He glances at Samantha Carter's waist, and Carter looks confused]:
Your promotion; you're a full-bird Col. now.
Oh, yes.
What's that?
It's a selection of fruits from the various worlds we trade with. I thought it'd be thoughtful.
Try lame.
[to some guy] Here, take this. And go.
Anyway... look, I just uh, just came by to uh, welcome you to Atlantis, see how you're setting in and uh, you know, if you needed anything and uh, did I mention I was seeing someone?
I'm sorry, what?
I'm uh, seeing someone. Yes I only bring it up now because you're here, now, and we'll be working together a lot more and uh, you know, I just thought with our past...
Our "past"?
Well you know, the unrequited lust that's been hanging over our heads for what seems like forever.
Rodney--
I just don't want things to be awkward between the two of us, you know, uh... Kind of like they are now.
Rodney... I'm sure we'll be fine.
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