[about the ship]
When will it arrive?
[to himself] Let's see, carry the four. [to Dr. Weir] 42 million years. Shall we go wait on the porch?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Any way to figure out what they're saying?
Yes, of course, it says right here, "Why is the smart one having to stop and answer so many questions?"
[about going in one of the pods]
But is it safe?
Would I be volunteering to go if it wasn't?
No.
Which is exactly what makes it safe enough for me to go.
What?
Better to have you on the outside, In case something goes wrong.
It won't.
But if it does.
It won't. How many times do I have to say this?
Rodney. Between the two of you, if something were to go wrong, which would be the greater loss?
Well, I've never thought of it that way, but... Hey she's right. You should go.
[Sheppard is almost ready to go in the pod]
...so when you want to disconnect, you'll need to really concentrate.
You mean, think it.
I think it will probably take a little more that that, otherwise you'd be popping in out of the thing every time it crossed your mind.
So, "There's no place like home"?
If that works for you.
More of the same.
Shh. I am counting. I do not want to lose my place.
I counted 376. No, wait, 398. I forgot about the infirmary. There was 22 in there, or was it 23? [Teyla looks at him like she is very annoyed] Sorry.
[Pointing at Trebal, who is a Wraith in disguise] That's the Wraith.
She's the Wraith?
Yeah.
Wow, she's hot. I mean seriously hot.
Rodney, you're drooling over a Wraith.
I know, I disgust myself sometimes.
The communiqué's been erased.
Why would the Wraith do that?
Well, it says right here, "I, the Wraith, delete this important information to keep you from seeing it."
LFLt. Ford
You didn't really buy that "I want to go home" speech, did you? Always underestimated me, Sheppard. You need to stop doing that. Complete the mission and McKay lives.
We can't complete the mission, Ford. It's a bad plan.
LFLt. Ford
You said it was a great plan.
You didn't buy the whole “it's a great plan” speech, did you?
R2, I need you to turn the auto pilot off. Now! [Nothing happens] Worth a try.
I don't even know your name.
In time, you will tell me every...
[Queen stares into space, hisses at Sheppard, then leaves]
Every what? What's wrong?
[Guards take Lt. Col. Sheppard from the room]
She didn't even tell me her name.
Dr. McKay [after having injected himself with a massive dose of the Wraith enzyme]: Lock and load!
Dr. McKay [After easily beating up two guards due to the enzyme overdose]: And that's what happens when you back a brilliant scientist into a corner!
[Rodney took the enzyme and he's dialing the gate] Big dose. Big, big dose. But you needed it. You had to take out the guards. And you did. Stupid, "You want the crystals, you'll have to go through us." Well, I went through you all right didn't I? Like a hot knife jell-o. No, it's uh butter. Hot knife through butter. Man, I'm hungry. Focus. Focus. Must finish dialing the gate.
Rodney, slow down. Are you all right?
[babbling excitedly] Yes, yes! I mean, I'm... I don't know! I mean, I did take out the guards, they were huge and dumb and stupid and...
What guards?
Ford's guards! Didn't I mention Ford?!
No, you didn't! You haven't mentioned Sheppard, Teyla and Ronon either-
YES!!! They were there too, and there were two guards! They were huge, massive and to take them out, I had to inject myself with some of the enzyme...
[incredulous] You took some of the enzyme?!
Nonononono, I didn't took some of the enzyme, I took a lot of the enzyme because I had to take out the guards do! You should have seen me, I was amazing!!!
Are you insane?
Yes! Yes! No, I took some of the enzyme, yes!
Rodney, focus! Where is Col. Sheppard?
NONONO, I HAD TO TAKE THE ENZYME BECAUSE, BECAUSE I HAD TO TAKE OUT THE GUARDS! Elizabeth, the-the point is, we don't have much time! We have to stop that ship and get to know where the ship's going!
Come on, come on, let's take a walk to the infirmary-
Ooooh, what are you doing? Nonono, I don't want to go to the infirmary! I want to go to the, ummm, the... [collapses]
Dr. Beckett, we have an emergency, we're headed for you!
NNeera
You do not fear them?
The Wraith? Naah. Now, clowns… that's another story. Scare the crap out of me…
[later]
NNeera
You have fought the Wraith before?
Lots of times. Won some battles; lost some. War's not over by a long shot, but we're managing to hold our own.
NNeera
And the clowns?
The clowns? Oh, yeah, the clowns. We fight them too; entire armies, spilling out of Volkswagens. We do our best to fight them off, but they keep sending `em in.
Why aren't you dead?
[irked] It's good to see you too, Rodney.
No, no, I mean… well, you know what I mean. Why aren't you… dead?
Well, I knew when the hives started shooting each other that it was only a matter of time before they blew each other up, so I went to the Spacegate, dialled an address and got out of there.
Col. Sheppard was kind enough to make us whole again and we all returned to Atlantis.
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