Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I've had it with you not caring what I think or say!
They should make a remote that shuts off people!
Don't worry, I'm shutting myself off! I'm not speaking anymore, listen to the TV all you want. You won't be hearing from me again! [Courage tries to protest] Sorry, Courage. My voice isn't welcome in this house, so I'm keeping my thoughts to myself.
What? I wasn't listening.
Hey, stupid dog, Muriel talking yet?
Mm-mm.
Well go get her to talk, dog! I wanna know if she's gonna make me breakfast!
Eustace, what took you so long?
We had to work out a deal for the rematch. If I lose, you're gonna have to pack up your things and move in with the dolphin, and be his sidekick.
[shocked] Oh, dear. [has a thought bubble about living with Jojo as a mermaid]
[horrified] No!
[Courage and Muriel watch the mother Starmaker transform into a beautiful lush garden with flowers and bushes as her body disintegrates into the ground after her babies hatched and float into space]
How lovely. She's becoming a garden. From making stars above, to making flowers on the Earth. Now that's the mystery of life it is.
Courage, Courage, Courage! That stupid dog gets all the good stuff around here! I hate that dumb dog!
Oh, don't you fret, Courage. He doesn't hate you. [pats Courage on the head as he whimpers sadly, thinking Eustace hurt his feelings]
[walks into the kitchen and picks up the phone] Time for that dog to git... for good! Operator, I'm gonna need a few numbers. [chuckles evilly]
[Later that evening… Katz, Le Quack, Cajun Fox, the Weremole, the Black Puddle Queen and the Clutching Foot are all assembled and gathered in the basement, sitting at a table]
[sitting in the head chair] Well, I'm a man of few words. So, let's just get down to the nitty gritty. What are we here for?
Revenge!
[snickers sinisterly] And who are we going to destroy?
That stupid dog!
Eustace, what's all the ruckus?
What ruckus?
Destroy the stupid dog!
Eh...
Lie, man, lie.
That's my friends. It's a men's club. And no dogs allowed.
[Courage runs down to the basement, sees Muriel above the boiling cauldron, and screams, and the Clutching Foot pins him down with his toes]
Remember us?
Yeah, remember us?
[The other villains come forward and glare down at Courage]
[horrified] Oh, no!
You licked us good, see?
Cooked us good, too. Remember that?
Oh. What are you gonna do to my Courage?
Now we're gonna put the squeeze on you, see?
Courage, what big lungs you have.
[Flashback to the first time Courage met Muriel]
Oh my. Poor thing, out here all alone... what courage you have. Would you like to come home with me?
[Courage cries in joy]
I'll call you Courage, we'll have a grand time.
"May I talk with the two of you for a moment? In private?"
"I know just what to do with the dog, but I like to have a moment with him, alone."
"Ready for the trip? It's your turn now!"
Please, could you give me the latest data? I can’t seem to solve this.
No. Give me at least, at least three.
That is it, we have it.
Jesus, I can't work with these actors.
On the bottom of the sea we have a failsafe mechanism. It pulled up the anchor of the city from the bottom of the sea with great force. We.... we were.... we were scared. That was incredible, what happened? And that noise. The whole city was shaking, it was like an earthquake. That was so incredible. And then we were moving. The whole city was rising. It was rising up, rising up to the ocean surface. It was, it was really incredible and the towers broke through the surface. We were going up. Water, waves, waterfalls were falling down from the heights. And we... we were shot up, right to the top. Sun... just shine... It was shining through all the windows. I'll remember it for the rest of my life... for the rest of my life.
Take care, honey.
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