Want more... food. AAAH! Oh, wicket! Where's my dinner?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
SThe Snowman
Ah. Tutti frutti.
What happened to you, woman? You look like a house!
[offended] Look who's calling the kettle black.
[Courage is helping Muriel bake Scottish dream cookies while is Eustace is looking everywhere for his glasses]
[entering the kitchen; blindsided] Muriel! You seen my glasses?! [whacks the tub of butter out of Courage's hand and it falls on him, covering him in butter]
No, I haven't. Did you misplace 'em?
[grumbling] Yes, I misplaced them! [bumping into objects] Oww!
Courage you better help Eustace find his glasses. Be his guide dog. We wouldn't want him to lose his way.
[retorting] Get away from me!
Le Quack is back!
[Courage and Eustace catch up to Le Quack's hot air balloon as they reach New York]
Where are we now?
[Muriel is coming down with a terrible cold and is sneezing uncontrollably]
[getting eggs on his face as Muriel sneezes] What are you trying to do?! Get me sick?! Oh! [eats the eggs with no concern]
I'm sorry, Eustace. This is the worst cold I've ever… [starts to sneeze again]
I ain't useless! I'm Eustace!
FDFather Deer
Every hunting season it's the same thing. We can't take it anymore. I'm gonna put an end to our living in fear. I'm going hunting! [holds his gun] A deer's gotta do what a deer's gotta do.
You know, Courage, that deer reminds me a wee bit of Eustace.
I'm a deer! Useless the deer!
And now, I have the strangest feeling I'm not going to explode at all. [burps up a bloated Courage, and he lands on the ground with a thud; shrinks to her normal size] Oh, my.
Hey! Who's got my carrot?! [Courage belches, laughs, and grows giant-sized; annoyed] You dumb dog.
Oh, no! [runs off]
Come back here with my carrot! [chases after him]
KKitty
Dogs are evil.
MDMad Dog
I take you from a two-bit joint and make you a class act, and you want to make me second rate? If I even SMELL Kitty, I'll bury the two of you!
Oh, Eustace. I'm sorry for all the terrible things I said.
That's okay Muriel, nobody's perfect.
[They embrace]
I wonder where Courage has run off to.
Who cares?
This not acupuncture, this de-boning, I'm taking out your bones.
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