Stupid space!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
DLDi Lung
[after turning Courage into a fly] I don't think so. Supposed to be buffalo. Don't know how, but I go back and work on problem. Should be buffalo...Fly...I don't think so.
I don't know why I'm doing this. But I like it.
[presses the fly-paper into Muriel's face] Muriel, your face keeps getting in the way! [accidentally rips off her face as it's stuck to the fly-paper] You ruined my good fly-paper!
[threateningly] Eustace, put my face back where it belongs, or it's cold cuts for dinner! [Eustace places her face back on her head, but in upside-down; annoyingly unamused] Oh, you are cheeky. [Eustace rotates her face back to its right side up position; she then bashes him on the head with a rolling pin, making sure he never does that again]
OW!!! [dizzily] What did I do?
Stupid dog-fly!
DLDi Lung
[after turning the general and lieutenant into buffalos] I make you different!
Stupid water.
Second place. Second place. I'm quite tired of second place. Second place is no place as far as I'm concerned. This year, I will win the Nowhere Sweet Stuff Contest. First prize will be mine.
So good of you to come. I hope you found my jam tasty. [chuckles evilly]
What do you want with us?
You see, dear lady and dog, it's been my misfortune to place second year after year in the Nowhere Sweet Stuff Contest. Sad, isn't it?
If it's the secret ingredient in my caramel-coated apples you're wanting, you're out of luck.
[finds Courage in the bag after getting a single dollar bill] You pesky little dog. I thought I got rid of you. [strangles him by the throat, choking him] What have you done with le money?! [Courage pokes him in the eyes and runs off] Ouch! Ouh là là! [growls, then chases after him into a room full of televisions] I have you now, you dirty little dog.
[Courage watches the Computer, possessing Muriel's body, about to launch out of a big cannon on the TV in horror]
She's fearless. She's amazing. She's Mega Muriel the Magnificent!
I was confused by my submarine.
MBMa Bagge
Now, Courage, come to Ma like a good doggy.
[Muriel is sipping tea as Courage uses tweezers to pull out hair from her legs. Eustace arrives home, covered from head to toe in hair, laughing]
Eustace! What happened to you?
[pulls out stacks of money, happily] Money! [starts laughing]
[reading the poem sign] "Whomever steps inside this place, must vanity and greed erase. For if you're vain, well, that's no good. Signed, all of us who wear a hood. P.S.: We warned you."
Gobbledygook.
Sounds like people who love themselves and their money more than anything else aren't welcome here.
Big deal.
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