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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

[getting dressed; sarcastic] What a fine way to end a vacation.

[reads a book while Courage struggles to win] Hmm, how lovely.

[searches for Eustace in the bedroom] Now where's that man gone to?

[The scene cuts to Courage sweating and being exhausted while Katz is still playing, launches the ball, bounces off the wall, and strikes Courage in the head, making him fall]

[walks over to Courage, looking down as he cracks his own head twice] Now you're going to learn why nobody ever checks out of the Katz Motel. [wraps his hand around Courage's throat and starts to laugh evilly as he pulls out a spider. Courage howls with fear and Katz is knocked out with a racket by Muriel as he drops the spider, which scurries away]

Come on, Courage. We're leaving. The service here stinks. [The scene cuts to Muriel driving the family home, as Eustace is still sleeping while wrapped up in webs] That's a fancy blanket grandpa has on. Maybe we should get you one. [Courage screams]

[An orange Cajun fox lives in a cave in the outskirts of Nowhere, cooking up a pot of granny stew]

Ooh-wee! This is gonna be good. Cup of lizard lips. Pair of elephant ankles. Tablespoon of turtle eyes. Ooh, ooh. I can't wait to win first prize for my granny stew. And one cute little old granny. [closes the cookbook] WHAT?! I ain't got one of them. Well, [puts on a pair of sunglasses] I'll just have to get me one.

[after driving off the cliff] That dog is becoming a real pain in my… [sinks underwater; gurgling]

I don't know how to make it in show biz, but up there [looks to the sky] are the real stars.

[to Muriel, playing her sitar] You must be le patient. Ah, let the therapy begin. [takes off his mustache disguise] Now… you remember nothing? Good. Good. To help you remember, where is le silverware? Ah. [walks up to the cabinet and searches through the drawers, but finds nothing; clicks tongue] This is not working. Ouh là là. Then we'll get you to remember.

[Le Quack, wearing a police uniform, is walking away from the destroyed police paddy wagon]

[stops the iris out from closing] Wait, you have not seen the last of Le Quack. [laughs evilly, then the iris out closes on his beak] Ouch!

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[reading an exorcism incantation] Hullabaloo, and howdy doo. Musty prawns, and Timbucktu. Yeltsy-by, and hibbety-hoo. Kick 'em in the dishpan. Hoo hoo hoo. Kick 'em in the dishpan, hoo hoo hoo?

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