Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
It's no use, son! The gig is up!
We know your secret!
Ahhh! You were right, Wanda! I got careless and now I'm totally busted!
That's right, son! You might as well 'fess up!'
Well, -
Timmy, no!
Poof, poof!
It's too late. My mom and dad know I have... fairy godparents.
February 3rd, you're mine!
Oh it’s gonna get darker a lot sooner than that
Quiet! She'll hear us
certified this!
The Fairly OddParents: Fairly Odder (2022)
The Fairly OddParents: A New Wish (2024-present)
[Wanda is levitating dishes onto a shelf. Vision walks in and a dish hits his head, breaking it into pieces.]
My wife and her flying saucers.
My husband and his indestructible head.
Hello, dear. I'm Agnes, your neighbor to the right. My right, not yours. Forgive me for not stopping by sooner to welcome you to the block. My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn't. So, what's your name? Where are you from? And most importantly, how's your bridge game, hon?
I'm Wanda.
Wanda. Charmed. Golly, you settled in fast! Did you use a moving company?
I sure did. Those boxes don't move themselves!
So what's a single gal like you doing rattling around this big house?
Oh, no, I'm not single.
Oh, I don't see a ring.
Well, I assure you, I'm married. To a man. A human one and tall.
[Vision is at work at Computational Services, Inc.]
Would you be so good as to tell me what it is we do here, exactly? Do we make something?
No.
Right. Do we buy or sell something?
No and no.
Then what is the purpose of this company?
All I know is, since you've gotten here, productivity has gone up 300%.
Yes, but what is it we're producing?
Computational forms. And no one can process the data quite like you do, pal. You're like a walking computer.
What? I most certainly am not! I'm a regular carbon-based employee made entirely of organic matter, much like yourself, Norm.
We are an unusual couple, you know?
Oh, I don't think that was ever in question.
[Wanda "magics" wedding rings onto her and Vision's fingers.]
I do. Do you?
Yes. I do.
And they lived happily ever after.
[They kiss as show credits roll.]
[practicing a talent-show magic act] Wanda, you're not at all worried that the audience might just see through this little charade?
Well, that's the whole point! In a real magic act, everything is fake! Darling, the talent show fundraiser is the most important event of the season, and it's our neighborly duty to participate. Plus, it's our chance to appear as normal as possible while doing so.
[pointing to his android face] Well, I don't think that should be a problem.
This is our home now. I want us to fit in.
How is anybody doing this sober?
The devil's in the details, Bev.
That's not the only place he is.
[Dottie has cut her palm on broken glass. Wanda quickly covers it with a cloth dinner napkin.]
Pop quiz, Wanda. How does a housewife get a bloodstain out of white linen? [a beat] By doing it herself.
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