KKid
[standing in an extremely shallow pool of water (just a puddle of water) in Camp Learnatorium] How am I supposed to pee in this?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[to Timmy] Oh hi, Turner. Don't mind us; we're just enjoying the show. Your misery is like going to the movies for us. [to Head Pixie] Want some popcorn?
It's unsalted and unbuttered, right?
And unpopped.
Isn't there supposed to be a good cop and a bad cop?
We had some cutbacks. Now do you want to stay in fairy jail for the rest of your fairy life, or do you want to blame Cosmo?
No!
[flips badge over to "good cop" side] Please?
No!
Okay, good cop over. Blame Cosmo!
Blame Cosmo? [segue into "Floating with You" song]
[handcuffed with Wanda, after "Floating with You" song finishes] You really are kind of naggy.
Did you get the handcuff key?
Yep. Operation "Distract-Jorgen-with-a-mushy-gooey-love song" works every time!
[sobbing in a corner over the love song] I saw her, and no other? And that part with the fingerprints! Fingers aren't shaped like that [hearts]! That is love!
[pointing to bridge] There's still enough pretty color left for one of us to slide down the rainbow bridge! Wow. There wasn't a single manly word in that sentence.
And just think all we had to do to beat our fairy enemies is to rip a clown from his super hilarious destiny and convince him that fun wasn't fun but that boring is fun.
You had to be a clown to fall for that one.
A really dumb clown!
FBFlappy Bob
That kid is right! They were using me! I'll show them who's a dumb clown!
TCTimmy Clone
This tea tastes like stupid green fish and fat pink fish!
CWCosmo and Wanda
WHAT?!
Nobody calls Wanda fat except my mother, and me that one time and I'll never make that mistake again.
Nobody calls Cosmo stupid except me, Jorgen, and well everybody and its still not nice!
Uh oh... that doesn't sound good.
CWCosmo and Wanda
WE QUIT!
OH NO! What did my clone do?!
Goodbye forever, you ungrateful twerp!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Hey. Anyone has an evil plan going great today? No just me? Ha Ha!
You made my godparents quit. Why you do that?
Isn't it obvious? With those 2 out of the picture that position is open to anyone including me. All the power of a Genie all the freedom of a fairy. How great will that be? For me.
You'll never get away with this!
Sure I will because according to Da Rules in about 4 seconds Jorgen is going to wipe your memory.
Timmy Turner you have lost your godparents!
Get him out of there, will ya? I gotta meet Railroad McBraceface back at the single wide.
Your godparents have quit! Which means you lose EVERYTHING! Binky, I need more ominous music. Play track 7. [Binky turns on a track on a CD which plays "Pop Goes the Weasel"] I SAID TRACK 7!
BBinky
Sorry!
I'll tell you in song!
We don't feel like thinking anymore. SURFS UP DUDES!
[After 2 weeks of not granting a wish] And then I said who cares?
Oh but before I grant your wishes I QUIT! HA! IM NOT A FAIRY ANYMORE! DOUBLE HA HA!
Timmy Turner once again you have lost your fairy. BINKY TRACK 7! And this time when I wipe your memory it will stay wiped!
Hah!
And you! You are no longer a Fairy you are a genie once more!
You think I care? I still jerked Timmy of his godparents and those two floating nitwits are out of a job. I still win!
[to Norm] Not yet! You lied to me! You tricked me and you used me to hurt my best friend! Nobody makes a fool out of Chester McBadbat; except the school system, the government, and every girl I've ever met!
GGirls
They're bald! Gross!
Hat. Clothes. Shoes— [he looks down at his feet; due to the way he is drawn, his pants and "shoes" are the same, continuous object] Whatever! Bed covers. Enjoy your day off guys; I love you!
CWCosmo and Wanda
We love you too Timmy!
[after exploding due to magical back-up] Neat! I'm string! YAY!
Guess what twerp, it's game night! So what do you want to play? Checkers or Dungeons?
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