“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Oh, my gosh! I forgot! I'm totally in love with rock stars!

Crocker can make 2 + 2 = fish!

You know what this bow down needs? SHRIMP PUFFS.

Ah. Shrimp puffs.

You always were a lousy teacher, Crocker. But I did learn something from science class, and that is what happens when you split an atom.

The rules of the Texas Cage Match are very simple: if you get blasted in the butt, YOU LOSE!

Of course.

Typical.

Lawn mower? I thought you said flamethrower! [Fires at Wanda with it.]

[Laughs and rolls on the floor.]

I thought you said plastic surgery! [Shows off his huge breast impact. Timmy laughs again.] I'm keeping them.

I know how to make it (Pompeii) warmer! [[[w:Mount Vesuvius|Mt. Vesuvius]] erupts, destroying the city]

I know how to make it (Atlantis) cleaner! [flushes it down the ocean]

I call it (Xanadu) Pittsburgh!

Ordinarily, I'd agree with you, [door slams on her] but the slight concussion is making me less suspicious...has that hat always been orange?

Must resist stupidity impulse...

Denzel Crocker! You have revealed your secret!

No it was a mistake!

Come on! Let's play Charades!

All right, you guys. Remember the rules of Charades. This means "sounds like" [pulls his ear]. This means "two words" [pulls up two fingers]. This means "you got it" [touching his nose]. Now let's show the Dinklebergs how we Turners are the best charades players ever!

YOU ARE THE WORST CHARADES PLAYER EVER!

Thanks for the trophies, Turner.

This [waves his arms like a bird] is not a bulldozer! This [gallops like a horse] is not a fudgesicle! And [pretends to row a boat] HOW IS THIS GHOSTBUSTERS II?!

But...

[pointing to his butt] No buts! [Points to Timmy's room] Go to your room!

I'd like to solve the puzzle! Is it "Get Chip Skylark to say I wish I had Timmy Turner's Voice?" [a buzzer sounds]

No! I'm sorry. It's that old song, "Get Chip Skylark to say I wish I had Tommy Turner's Voice".

Vicky

And then, when I was eight, my mom and dad said my turtle ran away. But he couldn't have run away. Turtles can't run!

We'll meet again, Crimson Chin! I swear it!

Crimson Chin

You can't swear. Only the super-edgy 1985 Crimson Chin can swear!

Yeah, and I got cancelled for it!

Thanks for saving me, Crimson Chin. You're a real hero.

Yes I am, Cleft. Yes I am. [evil laugh]

Hey, what's up with the evil laugh?

Um..uh...Stay in school! [flies off]