[trying to distract Jorgen with a slideshow] And this is us vacationing in Egypt. [showing an image of Wanda in Egypt with a disgusted expression as Cosmo is also shown in the image vomiting into a barf bag]
Cosmo had food poisoning.
[a similiar image to the first one, but set in Paris] And this is us in Paris.
Fancy food poisoning! [shows another image with Cosmo and Wanda in a amusement park setting] And this is me getting food poisoning in Kidneyland- [Jorgen vaporizes the projector screen]
Your puny slideshow does not amuse me.
[cowering alongside WAnda] Well, we could just sit here cowering in fear of you.
Oooh! I'll get my camera!
P Police Officer
[to Timmy, as he confronts Francis] Alright, son. Leave this law-abiding grey child alone!
Timmy, we love you and they just want to help!
Oh, yeah? Do you love me enough to give me a chance to show you that you're wrong?
Well, all right, son. One chance, but if you're wrong it's off to the clink...which I hear is nice! Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!
Say! Where'd you get the nice tank, son?
MD Mom and Dad
Works for us!
Was that the Dinkleberg's car?
I hope so! That's what I was aiming for!
[While watching television, Cosmo is disguised as a box of popcorn, Timmy eats part of him]
Aah! My brains! Babble and drool!
[Timmy is transformed into a Bruce Willis style action hero]
Awesome! I have a five o'clock shadow!
The horror! The pure, unadulterated PG-13 horror!
[is being disintegrated by Jorgen's invention] You musn't blame yourself, even though it is all your fault.
Timmy, remember- we love you...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I goofed up this world. Now, I'm ungoofing it.
Are you playing the Crash Nebula video game? Shouldn't you be studying?
Hey genius, you missed the receiver.
[Timmy is studying for his quiz] :
Hey, wanna play the Not Study Game?
[after shoving Timmy's textbooks off the desk] You're already playing!
[after a "Not Study" poof, we see Cosmo and Timmy playing the Crash Nebula video game]
Shouldn't you be rescuing a calculator from a tree?"
C... A... L... Q... [A.J. smiles at him] Later! [runs away]
I don't know anything anymore!
And don't make him re-live Super Toilet!
It took the plunger...THE WHOLE PLUNGER! [curls into fetal position and sucks his thumb]
SB Super Bike
[after Timmy says he can't win, if it would only make his dad sad] Well, if he really loved you, he'd let you [head turns into a dragon, with a demonic voice] RIDE ME!
Don't say that! My Dad loves me!
SB Super Bike
How do you know he's not lying?
How do I know you're not?
SB Super Bike
Well, [turns back to its regular self] I'm a bike.
Hi, Super Bike! Meet Super Screwdriver!
SB Super Bike
[angrily] Super Toilet!
AAH! So...much...clogging! [curls into fetal position and sucks his thumb again]
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