I'm a Cosmo Coin, and boy am I glad to see you.
Ditto!
[Running on the treadmill that keeps the power going] This'll be great for my glutes!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I wish I had something to stop Vicky!
Hey, that's just vague enough to work!
[Cosmo creates a door, and Timmy's parents come in]
MMom
Vicky! It's us.
DDad
Timmy's Mom and Dad!
MMom
We're back!
DDad
You can go home now.
[screaming and melting] Nooooo!
QJQueen Jipjorrulac
We wouldn't have to blow up all these planets if you just stop for directions.
KGKing Gripullon
Quiet! I'm still the king around here!
QJQueen Jipjorrulac
King of getting lost.
KGKing Gripullon
Silence!
[first instance of Timmy's recurring explanation for the amazing things he has as the result of his fairy godparents]
Killer Crash suit, dude!
Yeah -wherever did you get it?
Uhh, internet?
We have good news and bad news.
What's the good news?
The alien we got you is actually a prince from the dreaded war planet Yugopotamia.
And his parents are on their way to destroy the Earth and rescue their son!
What's the bad news?
Oh, wait...that was the bad news!
[shouting] Then what's the good news?!
I found a nickel!
[While Timmy shows off the dinosaur he wished for to the class]
Incredible! No normal child could have access to that kind of genetic technology. There's only one logical explanation...Fairy Godparents!
[At the end of a three way phone call, Timmy and Chester simply hang up]
Doesn't anyone say "goodbye" anymore?
Yippee! That hurt!
No, Cosmo, you're supposed to say "ouch" when something hurts
Oh, okay. Yippee! That ouched!
Can I offer you anything with that? Cream, sugar, magic?
What was that last one?
[unsure] Sugar?
[Principal Waxleplax is stuck in a trap Crocker tried to set up for Cosmo and Wanda] I may be naive, but I don't think she's doing it right.
PWPrincipal Waxleplax
[screaming] CROCKER!
[sarcastically] Oh, perfect.
PWPrincipal Waxleplax
A week of detention for all of you! [to Timmy] You for faking your show and tell[to Chester and A.J.] You for going into the girls bathroom! [to Crocker] And you for trapping me in a toilet paper cocoon and promising two young boys they could enslave the earth! THAT'S NOT RIGHT!
TTTrixie Tang
[Shielding herself from Timmy's bright teeth] May I grace you with my presence?
It'll be your honor!
TTTrixie Tang
Oh, you're good!
What do those popular kids have that I don't?
Besides the clothes and the money and the stuff?
[Timmy has become popular, so Chester and A.J. have to find a new friend]
Elmer, you're the new Timmy. [puts Timmy's hat on Elmer]
EElmer
Neat! Can my boil have a hat, too?
What's going on?
You're being sued by Fairy World, and Jorgen Von Strangle is the persecutor!
Don't you mean prosecutor?
No!
I'm gonna be the defense attorney!
TWTimmy & Wanda
NO!
[Cosmo turns into a defense attorney]
And, for my first legal maneuver, I'd like to make a motion! [starts dancing]
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