Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You mean we're being reassigned?
Ha ha ha! I mean, yes, and we're all very sorry.
Can we have a couple of hours to say good-bye to Timmy?
Can I have five dollars? [Timmy hands him a five-dollar bill] Two hours. [disappears]
Miniature golf is a great kids' game!
[Cosmo and Wanda are turned into a tee and ball]
Ow! My back!
Let me try the Age-O-Meter. Kid...adult...Oh, no! You've become even more of an adult!
We've got to resort to the heavy artillery!
[Cuts to Timmy riding a kiddie ride outside a store]
And this is for the TV, and this is the VCR, and this is the DVD, and this is the surround sound, and this is the combination microwave popcorn maker/neck massager, and I don't know what this plug does, but I ain't payin' for the electricity.
I lost a life! On level 1! What am I, 4?
[as Ricky] Wanda! You've got some splainin' to do!
[as Lucy] Even though that's not the way everybody says "explaining", I respect our differences and your right to say it in the way you want.
Eh, babaloo?
That, too.
WAH!
Boring! [Changes channel]
[As news reporter] And now, here's Cosmo with the weather.
[Holding a feather] I thought you said feather. [A pause, then smiles]
Just let me clairify this. You married, your car.
[In southern accent] Yep, now my kids get seventeen miles to the gallon! [Has chair thrown at him]
And we'll be right back.
[Timmy enters Level 8 of the video game, which looks like an underwater version of his Aunt Gertrude's house]
[as a giant lobster with large claws] Hello, Timmy! Let Aunt Gertrude pinch those chubby cheeks of yours!
I hope she means my face!
I wish I had cheeks of steel!
I hope you mean your face.
I do!
It's a show about nothing!...How do we know when it's over?
[watching the show] I do. [changes the channel]
Follow me to the TV; I've got an idea!
[writing in a book] Wednesday, March 22nd: Cosmo had an idea!
[Later]
I'm all out of ideas!
[writing in book] Well, easy come, easy go.
[Even later]
I had another idea!
[writing in book] This was a magnificent day for Cosmo!
Well, keep it down; you know when I'm watching you, I'm watching something on TV!
It's 6:13. Timmy always goes to the bathroom at 6:13.
And that's weird. He always struck as a 7:43 whizzinator.
Those creeps! Wait 'til I reset them!
No! If you turn off the game while they're in there, or if they lose their 3 lives, they'll disappear forever.
Then I wish they're out of the game!
You can't! [turns his head into Timmy's] Quote: "I wish for a video game that's challenging - a game that you can't wish yourself out of!" Unquote. [returns to normal]
You either win the game, or take off the helmet.
You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?
Nope. We're two halves of a whole idiot!
His velvety voice and beautiful lyrics have moved many a generation...
[singing] The wheels on the bus go round and round!
He is a talent that will fill your heart with joy.
[singing] There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name O!
Man, there is nothing on today!
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