JJJumpin' Jim
Okay, when you're in the air, you wanna stay focus. There's only a limited time frame. (Rigby takes out a burrito) Woah, son, what are you doing?
JJJumpin' Jim
No! No snacks on my fan! (He and Rigby are struggling for the burrito)
(Rigby and Jumpin' Jim continue to struggle for the burrito until he accidentally drops it into the fan, and it splatters all over Jumpin' Jim, Rigby And Mordecai's faces, then Jumpin' Jim throws Mordecai and Rigby out)
JJJumpin' Jim
Get OUT of my school! AND STAY OUT OF MY SKY!!!! (slams the glass door, causing it to crack slightly)
Alright listen up, we've gotten some complaints about the huge sinkhole in the park.
Sinkhole? You mean the Crash Pit?
You're talking smack about the Crash Pit, bro?
Yes. It's a potential liability and we're not properly insured for it. It has to be filled immediately
MMMordecai and Muscle Man
Aw, what?
Come on Benson, you can't fill up the Crash Pit.
Can't we just put up more warning signs or something?
No! A thing called a "Crash Pit" shouldn't be even at the park in the first place.
What if we call it a "small hole"?
JUST FILL IT UP BY THE END OF THE DAY OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!
Well, we tried. Let's go back.
No, Rigby. We can't leave without the camera.
Dude, forget this. The camera's gone and we're running out of time. Benson's probably gonna fill up the hole before we even get back! Then we'll be trapped!
Easy, bro! The dark is messing with your head. Now just calm down.
Don't touch me! I can't breathe! Dark spaces! Need air!
RORigby on the camera
DAAWIHHHHAHAIAHAHAAAAAHH!!!!!
(laughing) That sound never gets old.
RORigby on the camera
DAAWIHHHHAHAIAHAHAAAAAHH!!!!!
Wait. It IS you, but... on the camera.
Well, look who decided to show up. An hour late.
They don't know. I guess you guys haven't heard of a little something called Daylight Savings.
Haha, yeah. Technically, you guys showed up an hour early.
(Benson mocks Rigby's laughter) Technically, Daylight Savings isn't until tonight.
Whatever, dude; it's just an hour.
Oh, is it? Well, I guess you won't care that it's an hour you aren't getting paid for.
MRMordecai and Rigby
Aw, what?
C'mon Benson, what's the big deal?
Being on time is the big deal. This is a business we're trying to run. If everyone showed up late like you two, this whole park would fall apart.
It was an honest mistake, Benson. It's not like you've never been late to work.
Actually, I haven't. Because, unlike you two, I take my job seriously. And since you're having so much trouble keeping track of time, you can be in charge of setting the clocks back for the real Daylight Savings Time.
Ugh, fine. Come on Rigby, let's get this over with.
Hold it, not yet. You're gonna do it when the rest of the world does it: at two in the morning.
What? That doesn't even make any sense. What does it matter if everyone's on the same time?
Yeah, what difference does it make?
Are you seriously making me defend the right time? You either set the park clocks back at two in the morning like everyone else, or you're fired!
[City College; Eileen is seen passing all of her advanced classes; Then cut to Video 101 introductory filmmaking class]
MMr. Murphy
So for your final project, I thought we'd do something fun - a music video! [Eileen is unsure of this as the class cheers] Projects are due at the end of the week. Good luck.
[As everyone leaves, Eileen walks up to Mr. Murphy's desk]
Um, Mr. Murphy, what exactly are you looking for in the assignment? I wanna do a good job so I can pass the class.
MMr. Murphy
Don't ask me what I'm looking for, Eileen, ask you what you're looking for, in here. Because making a good film takes more than what you have up here.
Hey, guys. Refills? Refills?
Eileen, that's the third time you topped us off.
Well, there's kind of this favor I wanted to ask you guys. Look, I gotta make a music video for my introductory filmmaking class, which I only took because I'm required to graduate. But I don't know the first thing about this kind of stuff. You guys are so creative. Can you help me?
Ugh! Who made this garbage?
Oh, yeah. I knew we should've used more zebra.
This is terrible! I can't turn this in!
I thought you guys knew everything about music videos.
Yeah! Watching them, not making them!
Eileen, I hate to say this, but you probably gonna fail.
[His voice lowers down when he says "fail" as the camera zooms in on Eileen's face, in a horrified state of shock]
I-I've never failed a class in my life!
Eh, it gets easier after the first few times.
[Eileen sighs sadly and bangs her head on the table]
Yeah, sorry we messed this up for you.
Well, there's still an hour left. We can re-edit it?
Re-editing this isn't gonna make it work. Ugh! Think, Eileen. Think! [Flashback to what Mr. Murphy told her, back to present] There's only one way I can make this work-- Eileen's way!
Dude, that was like really close this time!
Yeah, I think I'm getting the hang of the tension in -- oh hey, Benson.
[grows completely enraged] AAAHHHHHH!!! Did you put pizza all over this house? Don't deny it. [aggressively grabs Mordecai by the Jacket and shirt] I saw you! I saw you put pizza all over this house! [grabs Rigby by the shirt] And you, you're just as guilty! Don't think I didn't see you do the whole thing! Guess what, you -- WHAT?! [angrily lets go of Mordecai and Rigby's shirts] You're cleaning it too, don't worry! GHAHH! [angrily punches pouch] YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
[clock wipe]
[furiously screaming in the garage] This is a pressure washer! You know how to use it? You better, otherwise I'm gonna fire you.
[2nd clock wipe]
You’re cleaning every last inch of this house or you’re fired./ DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? [storms off furiously]
[sigh] Alright, let's get this over with.
