"That's enough back talk from you, colonel. One more childish outburst and I'll blow your fucking head off."
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
"You take that panzerfaust...and you launch it straight up their mercenary asses!"
"Trust me, you'll love this!" (traps Seras in an illusion)
"Good morning Seras, it's time to wake up. Did somebody have a nightmare?"
(torturing Seras) "You can do better than that. Now, SCREAM!"
"God, you're such a weakling. And I was so sure you'd be a challenge. You're trash, like all those men I killed. Now, how to end this? Maybe I should just cut your head off. I've seen what's in there; this is a kindness! Now...die!"
(to Seras, after killing Pip Bernadotte) "Just breaks your heart, doesn't it? He was a bug, buzzing around my face; that's why I had to swat him down. Like a gnat!"
"By the way, if you thought you'd killed all my soldiers in the mansion, you're right. But we've had some late arrivals!"
"Let's take these bugs...and crush them between our fingers! Such is the death they deserve: the death of an insect!"
(watching her soldiers react to the fully-vampirized Seras) "What...? How is this possible? They're trembling! These battle-hardened Waffen-SS...these vampires who charged into gunfire and grenades without a moment's hesitation! They're ready to piss themselves at the sight of a girl! One stupid little girl who's more dead than alive! What the hell's going on?! Verdammt!"
"You're so slow. In the time it took you to walk down one little hallway, I went all the way to London, got my head blown off, and made it back. Perhaps you should start thinking about going on a diet, mein Major."
"I am everywhere and nowhere."
"It's beautiful. Like a twilight view of hell. Below us is the only place fit for monsters such as us. It is the only place we would wish to be."
"Here we go, you frontline swine! Off to war!"
You. Why didn't you drink the blood?
Uh...
Why not drink?
I'm not sure. But it felt like... It felt like if I drank the blood... it would mean the end of something important inside of me.
You are an idiot. But perhaps you have a point. Perhaps it's time for a vampire who doesn't walk alone through the night.
Why on earth did you turn her into a vampire?
Why indeed. For fun? For sport? Maybe it was just a whim. Maybe. But that doesn't sound like me. Perhaps after years spent with humans, you've finally rubbed off on me. I might be developing a sense of whimsy. (To Seras) Let's go, Police Girl. Don't dawdle.
Yes sir! My Master! But you see, sir, my name's not "Police Girl." It's "Seras Victoria," sir.
Enough! You coward. You are a Police Girl. Police Girl will do.
You're mean!
Just what I expect from a king of vampires. Or a count.
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