Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Oh no. Beatrice, I'm too young to go to frog jail. [Whimpers]
Hey, why don't you play the bassoon?
That'll get us kicked off this boat for sure.
[Gasps in shock] No, Greg's right. You should play it. Go ahead. You'll do fine. You play instruments, right?
Yeah, but bassoon and clarinet are way different.
Adelaide, we need to talk.
Did you bring me what I asked for?
I found two brothers lost in the woods, but I can't give them to you, Adelaide. They need to go home.
Nonsense! I'll give them a wonderful home here.
That's what you said, but--
Can't you see I'm sick and helpless? [Imitating coughing] Ah-choo! I'm all alone in the world. I want a child servant.
Servant? I thought you just wanted some yard work done.
Our arrangement was for you to bring me a child servant and then I give you the scissors... To snip, snip, snip your family's wings away to make them human again.
What if I became your servant?
Ha! I need a big strong child!
You can turn me into a human, can you?
Oh yes--scissors!
Yeah. yeah. So give me the scissors. I'll go help my family. [Gasps] Wirt!
Close the door! I'll catch my death of cold!
What's going on?
All along, you've been leading us to this crazy lady?
I do as he commands--the voice of the night, the Beast of eternal darkness.
What are you doing? Ohh!the night air is poisonious
breath it in lady Wirt? Greg? We gotta go
Greg! Wirt! It wasn't what it looks like! I was just--[starts to cry]--please come back! Oh.
Hmm.
Wirt, what about Beatrice?
Hmm, I shouldn't trusted anyone.
[rings the magic bell to Lorna] The ringing of the bell commands you!
[Wirt, Greg and Lorna run and hide in the closet from Auntie Whispers]
Come out before it is too late! Unlock this door. She will devour you.
What is she talking about? [Wirt and Greg notices Lorna transformed into a wicked ghoul, floating above them. They both scream in terror]
More bones to sort.
NOOO!!
I told you boys to stay away from her, but now you've gone and made her wicked again.
Ho-ho! For some reason, I thought that old lady was the people eater, but it was Lorna all along! It just goes to show you stuff. Now I have a plan that'll--
[Wirt puts his hands on Greg's mouth. He jumps through the wooden window with Greg and his frog]
Ho-ho! Your plan was better!
[after leaving Lorna and Auntie Whispers into the dark woods]
Wow, Wirt! You saved the day twice today!
Yeah, I guess. But so what? We're still not any closer to getting home. I just don't know what I'm doing out here anymore. I don't know if we'll ever get back home.
Sure we will! What can stop us? You got a plan, remember?
I lied.
Aw, come on! Let's go, captain! Lead the way! You can do it! [Wirt sighs; the Beast watches them]
Yes, yes. All hope will soon be lost. [turns to the Woodsman] We're lucky the boy had the pluck to best you. Your play could have cost us both. [hovers over the Woodsman] Don't you care about keeping the lantern lit? Don't you care about your daughter's soul?
One cannot trade the souls of children as if they were tokens! There has to be another way.
No. There is only me. There is only my way. There is only the forest, and there is only surrender.
So, what brings you to Cloud City?
Well, I'm supposed to be a leader, but I don't know how.
Why don't you lead our band in a song?
Okay.
Wirt!
Wirt! Wirt?
Greg?
Wirt, are you okay? Wirt!
Greg? I-I-I--
Where's Greg, Wirt?
Beatrice? [Breathing and groans]
[calling] Wirt. Wirt!
Hey, Wirt, whatcha doing?
Nothing.
I was helping old lady Daniels rake some leaves in exchange for candy.
Greg, it's Halloween. Candy is free.
Oh, look at you. What are you supposed to be?
It's an elephant costume. [Starts trumpeting] Phbt! See my trunk?
Uh... you can let go of my hand now.
Oh... yeah.
You could hold my hand, Funderberker. I don't care.
Hey, isn't that Wirt's little brother?
No. I'm the headless elephant. [Starts to trumpeting]
Did you fetch for me the Golden Comb?
Will that work?
This is a honeycomb.
Golden comb of honey. [Giggles]
Greg! Oh! [Whimpers] Oh! [Howls] Greg!
Huh?
Never mind that, Gregory. You've brought me the first two items--a golden comb and a spoon of silver thread.
What the... Beatrice?
Wirt!
Beatrice! What are you doing out there?
I saw Greg!
What?
I saw Greg. He was w-with someone.
Wait. that's dumb.
What?
That's dumb. I'm not just gonna just wander around in the woods for the rest of my life.
I'm trying to help you.
You're not trying to help me. You just have some weird obsession with keeping this lantern lit. It's almost like your soul is in this lantern.
Are you ready to see true darkness?
[Scared in a small squeaky voice] Are y-[Clears his throat, becoming serious] Are you?
[Panicked] DON'T!!! DON'T!!!!
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