[as J'onn sings his song]
And he said he didn't bring a gift.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Green Lantern has just found out about the relationship between Hawkgirl and Hro Talak]
The most mysterious creatures in the universe.
Sorry?
Women. Don't be too hard on yourself. You didn't know she was spoken for.
How did you...?
It wasn't hard to figure out. The point is these things happen. You just have to accept it and move on.
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.
[He starts to walk off but J'onn J'onnz (Martian Manhunter) stops him]
Believe me, I know the pain when two people who are involved...
[The Flash speeds up to them]
Who's involved? [He looks at Green Lantern] You and Hawkgirl?! Get out. [Green Lantern glares at Flash] Really?
Don't be afraid, little man. I won't bite.
[The League is on the run from the Thanagarians, hiding in a department store]
They'll have the whole city covered by now.
Who knows? Maybe they'll get tired and go home. [Everyone looks at him] ...Yeah, I know. But a little optimism at a time like this couldn't hurt.
TThanagarians
This is the voice of the Thanagarian Occupational Authority. Your so-called Justice League is in violation of our martial law. They are to be considered an enemy and dealt with on sight. Any person found aiding or harboring them will be summarily punished.
Okay, so much for optimism.
For the time being, we're going to have to go underground.
How exactly do we hide when the entire planet is looking for us?
They'll be looking for the Justice League. Without our costumes, we are merely ordinary citizens. [shifts into human form]
Hold on a second here. What about the whole secret identity thing? I mean, I trust you guys, but I'm not sure I'm ready to-
[points at Flash] Wally West, [points at Superman] Clark Kent... [removes own mask] Bruce Wayne.
[stares, wide-eyed] ...Showoff. [shrugs and removes his cowl]
[ruffles his hair] Red hair. It suits you.
You think? [gets hit in the head by a shirt]
[stalks past, looking disgruntled] Change. Now.
[in order to hide from pursuing Thanagarians, Diana and Bruce take refuge in a diner and, when the Thanagarians enter, Diana pulls Bruce into a kiss. They separate after the soldiers leave]
Sorry.
[with a grin] Don't be.
[Shayera tries to convince Hro to relocate the hyperspace generator]
Have you forgotten why we fight? Of what horrors the Gordanians are capable of? Have you forgotten my long years rotting in their stinking prison camps?! [takes off his headdress, revealing the scars on the side of his face] I haven't!
I have forgotten nothing. But this war is no excuse to-
I am your commander! You will not question me!
I don't even know you anymore.
[Wally and John arrive at Wayne Manor; Alfred answers the door]
WWWally West
Uh, hi. We're looking for Bruce Wayne? We're friends.
Of course, Master Bruce is expecting you. This way, please.
WWWally West
So, Jeeves, do you come with the place, or does "Master Bruce" just rent you out for parties?
I've been in service here since the master was in diapers.
WWWally West
[turns to John] Now, there's a picture.
Your guests have arrived, sir.
You're late.
Nice to see you too.
WWWally West
[seeing Batman's trophy T-rex] Hey! That's a giant dinosaur!
And I thought Batman was the detective.
[Examining data on Thanagarian plans]
Ingenious.
Yeah, I'm impressed. Let's go wreck it.
[Batman throws batarangs at oncoming Thanagarians. At first nothing happens.]
TSThanagarian soldier
Your weapons are pitiful!
Wait for it...
[Swarm of bats attack the Thanagarians]
[Flash causes the giant penny in the Batcave to fall on two Thanagarian warriors]
Tails! I win!
Well?
I have no idea how to fly this vehicle.
What's this do? [pushes random button that causes the ship to fire at Wayne Manor, narrowly missing Alfred]
[through clenched teeth] That's. Not. Helping.
[finding a bound Thanagarian] I've asked Master Bruce to refrain from leaving trash on the lawn.
I came to help.
Hawkpeople all over the planet, martial law, us getting chased like dogs- I don't think we can take much more of your help.
[Superman, Wonder Woman and Green Lantern are approaching the Thanagarian command ship, as it deploys interceptor fighters]
Pretty bad odds.
Yeah. They don't stand a chance.
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