HMHologram Mordecai
(slow motion voice) NOOOOO!! WE JUST WANTED A BURGER! (Mordecai does the same as Rigby) AHHHHHHHH!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
MRMordecai and Rigby
Yeah!
(excited) Dude, I'm so hungry.
You know, you guys were right all along. These burgers are outstanding. (Eats the rest of the last burger) Oh, wait, you guys didn't get to have one. That's too bad, apparently they only make these once every 100 years. Which is about how long it will take you to finish cleaning out Skips' garage.
Dude, he's gone, let's see if we can get them to make two more of those burgers.
Uh, where'd the truck go?
[Jeremy and Chad look towards Mordecai and Rigby who stare back.] Jeremy That's lT. [then he and Chad go up to Mordecai and Rigby, who walks up to them.]
ALRIGHT! That's enough!
(Grunts)
Hm hm hm hm hm!
This party's over! That's right, beat it. I don't want any of your faces here ever again! Hey, not you two. Mordecai and Rigby, you can get out Red BECAUSE YOU'RE FIRED!!
(He angrily camera-flashes in front of both's faces)
But you were gonna give our jobs away!
We had to do something to stop them from finishing the boats!
Yeah, and a lot good THAT did you,
But Benso— (He camera-flashes them again)
LEAVE, NOW!
But— (POASH)
NOW, Red NOW, NOW, LEAVE NOW!!
(Benson sighs heavily and recedes down to his normal color hue for a beat)
Hey, Chad and Jeremy! Looks like positions opened up, so whaddaya say? How would you like a job at the park.
JJeremy
(scoffs) Yeah right. We didn't get degrees at the Institute of Technical Technology to work at some at some crazy job like this.
CChad
Good luck finding two suckers dumb enough to take this job!
(Both activate rocket-installed phones and fly away)
Chad! Jeremy! Wait.... ... But... I...
So.. Benson... Not sure if you're looking, but we know a couple of dumb suckers who are real good at cleaning up pizza parties.
REAL good. (He camera-flashes Benson)
Trash Boat. We meet at last.
Hey Trash Boat, pick that up! Name-tags are mandatory on work-time.
TBTrash Boat (Rigby)
What!? But that's only for new employees!
Exactly. New name, new man. Now put it back on or you're fired!
[Trash Boat grunts, put back on name-tag. Close-up on tag]
[chuckles] Never gets old.
TBTrash Boat (Rigby)
Mordecai, I can't take this anymore! I wanna change my name back! Could you please just be a pal and lend me 50 bucks?
50 bucks? I dunno.. What do you think, Muscle Man?
I don't think you should do it. I like Trash Boat WAY better than Rigby anyways. It's way easier to make fun of. [gaping his wolf tattoo belly] Isn't that right, Trash Boat?
So I came back in time to keep you from changing your name to Trash Boat. BAH KILLING YOU~!!
[Trash Boat has changed his name back to Rigby, thus puzzling The Urge for a moment]
Huh!? Wait, what did you say your name was?
Rigby! It's Rigby!
WOOOO-HOO! The Urge is back, BAY-BAAAAAAYAH!
[Another time traveling rockstar named Dicken Flakes appears]
DFDicken Flakes
Ey! Are you The Urge?
Yeah?
DFDicken Flakes
You robbed me of my fame in the future, so I've come back here to the past to stop you!
[The woman at the name change counter closes her window door]
DFDicken Flakes
[blasts The Urge with his keytar, killing the latter] Nice!
[Another time traveling rockstar named Velvet Overkill appears]
VOVelvet Overkill
Are you Dicken Flakes?
DFDicken Flakes
What's it to you?
[Yet another time traveling rockstar appears]
TTTime Traveling Rockstar #1
Oi, which one of you is the Velvet Overkill?
VOVelvet Overkill and Dicken Flakes
[they point at each other] He is! [they both get shot down]
TTTime Traveling Rockstar #1
Finally! My fame is secure!
[And then, a whole bunch of time traveling rockstars appear]
TTTime Traveling Rockstar #2
Anyone here named Crocodile Deathspin?
[Chaos ensues at the name change palace as all the time traveling rockstars attack each other with their laser-shooting instruments of every sort. As Mordecai and Rigby watch the escalating war, they dodge a laser and get outta dodge. The short-lived war then ends when the last time traveling rockstar with maracas appears and gets blasted by a time traveling rockstar with a laser-shooting saxophone and his maraca-grenades get dropped and then explodes, destroying the name change palace and killing all of the time-traveling rockstars inside. Mordecai and Rigby walk out alive with ashes on their bodies.]
Thanks, dude.
Yeah... Don't ever change your name again.
Hey, what are you guys doing? I thought that was Skips' job.
But we're just...
You know what? I don't care. Just get it out of here. It's the fire hazard.
YES DUDE YES!
[Enraged to see that Mordecai and Rigby destroyed the cart] MORDECAI, RIGBY! What have I told you about messing with the cart? If you think— [Mr. Maellard touches his shoulder]
My office, now.
[the scene cuts to Pops' house]
D'you have any idea how much those carts cost?!? I'm not paying park money to fix your mistakes!
But, sir...
BUT NOTHING! [Mordecai and Rigby hears behind the door, off-screen] I could find a new park manager right now if I wanted to.
Don't worry, sir. The warranty will take care of everything. [Maellard takes his cue card, then angrily slams it on his table]
This expires tomorrow afternoon!
But the dealership's too far away. I'll have to drive all day and night.
Sounds like a personal problem. Get that cart fixed or you're FIRED!
[The scene cuts to Mr. Maellard angrily slamming the door at Benson]
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