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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

ZSZombie Slayer

Baby, you let yourself go real bad.

[She groans; Mordecai grabs Rigby's shoulder which makes Rigby yell, jumps into Mordecai's arms and knock over the projector, causing the film to stop; the crowd boos]

Dude, why did you do that?

I didn't know you'd freak out that bad.

MMan

Hey I want my money back!

[Others agree and Benson, who's in the crowd, turns around to see Mordecai and Rigby]

Fix it! Fix It!

Come on, come on!

[They put the projector back on the box, Rigby blows on the tape then accidentally spits on it]

Aw, why did you spit on it?

Shut up, shut up, shut up!

MMan

This is terrible!

[Rigby puts it in the projector the wrong way and it doesn't work]

Dude, why isn't it working?

[Slamming his chair against the ground in frustration] Fix it! FIX IT! FIX IT!

[Rigby gets on the projector and shakes it; it causes rays to go out and into the ground while one of which hits a guy]

MMan

Ow, my kidneys!

[A zombie is seen awakening, and Mordecai takes the tape out]

Aw dude, you put it in backwards!

[Mordecai puts it in the projector the right way]

There.

[The movie continues playing, the crowd cheers and Benson goes back to watching the movie]

BBoth

Phew.

Hmph, hmph. Thanks for almost getting rid of our paid day-off, you loser.

"Listen up, Mysterious Mister R! Mad Man Mordo's going to take you down! And I'm not talkin' downtown; I'm talkin' 6 ft underground!"

"Mad Man Mordo? More like Bland Man Bordo! When I'm done with you people are gonna be like "Ugh! What happened to his face?" and I'll be like "Mysterious Mister R is what happened to his face!"

And that's why we don't have tickets for wrestling because all you can think about is Benson's crank.

I knew it. I had a sick feeling, so I came to check on you, and I KNEW it.

Wait, listen, Benson...

No! You guys are FIRED! That's it.

Wait, what? Come on!

No! I told you guys, but you DIDN'T wanna listen!

Come on, Pops. You gotta help us.

I cannot tell a lie. Benson, it was all my fault.

What?

I snuck out to the wrestling match on my own, and Mordecai and Rigby had to come and get me. I'm sorry.

Yeah. Most of that is technically true, somewhat, so...

Plus look, Pops' back is all better.

It's true!

... This is your last warning.

Hey! Let me tell you guys something. This guy.. this guy right here is SO strong. He could take anyone of you OUT in arm-wrestling.

Nah, nah...

Skips! SKIPS! I am your boss!! And as your boss, I order you to arm-wrestle me.

NONight Owl

How does it feel to be part of the final four?

It feels GREAT!

Awesome!

It's exciting!

WOOOOO!!!

NONight Owl

Mmhm. And how did you make it this far?

Working together, baby!!

NONight Owl

[chuckles] Fantastic. So, what're gonna do with the car?

Share it.

NONight Owl

Hmm, that's funny. Because that's not what Mordecai said.

What did Mordecai say..?

NONight Owl

Well, that he was gonna take the car for himself.

Rigby said that?

NONight Owl

Yeah. That's what Muscle Man said.

I knew it!

That jerk.

I can't believe this!

Oh, he's gonna pay!

Well, we did it.

Yep.

Yeah.

Guess all that's left to do now is step down and get the car.

That sounds about right.

Well, I'll meet you guys down there. I gotta take down the tent first.

[pushes Muscle Man aside] No, no — we'll take care of the tent. You should go first.

[grabs Mordecai by his hooded jacket cuff] I'm not stepping off this thing until you three step off it first.

[getting angry] What's that supposed to mean?

It means I know what you're up to!

[angrily jabs Muscle Man by the chest] You know what I'M up to!? I know what YOU'RE up to! [furiously jabs his hand] Step one: working with you is a huge mistake, [furiously jabs his hand] and step two: [points to the outside of text] get off this billboard, you smell like barf!

YOU SMELL LIKE BARF!

[They get in a big ball violence]

NONight Owl

And now a little insurance to make sure this little competition doesn't end too early... [evilly laughs]

[Scene showing Mordecai, Rigby, High-Fives & Muscle Man frozen & now showing the W.H.O.Z. Billboard as the days went on, and the years went by]

Year 4224...

[Scene showing an a museum of The Night Owl & now showing the tank running out of liquid nitrogen & now showing a scene to Mordecai, Rigby, High-Fives & Muscle Man in the melting ice]

[enraged] You smell like BARF! [angrily punches Muscle Man in the testicles]

[gasps and holds his testicles] Huh?

MRMordecai, Rigby and Hi-Five Ghost

[gasping in horror]

GET OFF THIS BILLBOARD, BARF SACK!

DON'T CALL ME A BARF SACK!

[Rigby, Hi-Five Ghost and Muscle Man result in a big ball violence]

[breaks up a fight between them] STOP! STOP! Something's not right! [opens the tent & all of them are shocked] Oh, my... [his pupil shrinks in horror]

How long have we been up here?

Dude, I think we're in the future.

Aww, this is all your fault!

Me?! [angrily grabs Muscle Man by the shirt] You were the one who was tryin' to get the car for yourself! [lets go of Muscle Man's shirt] Yeah, that's right, The Night Owl told me what you said!

What did I say?

[points at him and jabs him in the chest] That you were gonna trick us so you could get the car for yourself!

Get your hand out of my face! [slaps away Mordecai's hand] [crosses his arms] I never said that! That's what Rigby said!

What?!

That's what The Night Owl told Me!

But The Night Owl told me that's what Hi-Five Ghost said!

I never said that!

Wait a minute, guys. I think The Night Owl tricked us.

Yeah, I think you're right, bro.

SGSecurity Guard

[blinds them with flashlight] Hey! Hey you! What are you doing up in the exhibit? [gasps] You're the contestants! [presses an emergency button & talks on walkie-talkie] Contestants are unfrozen! I repeat unfrozen! Requesting backup immediately!

[More liquid nitrogen is coming from the display case's ceiling]

[shakes with horror] That's not good! We gotta get outta here! [points to the car] Muscle Man, can you start that car?

Yeah. Let's blow this popsicle stand!

GO! GO! GO!

[They used a fast percussion sound effect made from tightly edited wooden or leather taps combined with scraped rubber textures to mimic frantic slipping before a sudden dash]

[slides down the stairs] WHOO! WHOO!

Cut scene showing Muscle Man driving the car & Rigby & High-Fives looking behind them]

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