Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
This is what a five-megaton blast will look like over Los Angeles. Marketing thinks a ten-megaton blast would look better for the billboards.
But it won't be a ten-megaton blast. It will be multiple five-megaton blasts.
Obviously it would be multiple five-megaton blasts. But the design team thought it looked too busy. Just a cacophony of puff clouds.
The bad news is that the water chips have a 30% fail rate. But the good news is we'll know which ones fail before installation. So, we get to choose who runs out of water. Any preferences?
Our internal early alert system gives us, at minimum, 30 minutes from notice to ignition in downtown Los Angeles. We'd be crazy not to offer specialized freeway lanes to our premium customers. That's just money on the table right there.
RobCo presents, The Automated Man. I spent a long time trying to make machines more lifelike. Turns out it works the other way around too.
Last night, I was thinking about when I proposed to you. Catalina. We walked out to that romantic point. The rocks were all covered in seagull shit. I'll never forget the sound it made when I took a knee. You know the thing that I can't figure out? Were you a monster back then? Or did you become one later?
Excuse me?
War never changes. I know what you're planning to do, Barb.
We never got to discuss "All Quiet", did we? I guess we were waiting until after the wedding. That ending was a real humdinger, wasn't it.
I didn't finish it.
It's okay. You've been busy. What did you think about the parts that you did read?
I found it very upsetting.
Can't disagree with you there. What aspect upset you most? To me, what was most troubling was that everyone seemed to be fighting over nothing. The French, the German, what was the difference between really? Other than the uniforms? I saw the same thing up on the Surface. People fighting over the most petty things. Like bottle caps. Is that what you saw when you were there? But you know, some things just never change. People just want to kill each other, don't they? I think it's the only way people feel safe. It's ironic. To feel safe, we have to hurt people. Even kill them.
I'm bringing you back to Vault 33 to face justice for murdering the citizens of Shady Sands. You have the right to remain silent until the Vault Council assigns you a legal counselor.
For a second there, I thought the Wasteland had changed you.
I did what I did to protect you. But maybe it came at too high a price. And there comes a time in man's life when he has to take responsibility for what he's done. And for me that time has come. You have come, Sugarbomb.
We'll give it [the Cold Fusion diode] to a good person.
Name a good person.
That girl I met.
The Vault Dweller? [scoffs] Yeah, I'd be a good person too if I grew up on top of a mountain of food and supplies in some cozy little impenetrable home. I wouldn't look like this, that's for sure. Wouldn't have to steal, and stab, and fib all the goddamn time just to get by. But if we sell it, guess what? Then we'll be rich. And then we'll have the means to be one of those "good people" you're talking about. I've seen a lot of things. Crazy things. But good people? No.
Where were you born again, Thaddeus?
The Boneyard. The Shithole side of the Boneyard.
Guess I'm the lucky one. I came from Shady Sands. I remember good people.
Well, if you're the lucky one, we're both screwed.
[trying to fight off going feral] Cooper. My name is Cooper Howard. I have a daughter. Her name is Janey. Janey Howard. She's alive. My daughter's alive.
We are working very hard on the water issue. What we need is time. And I'm sorry, but you don't get extra rations because of who your parents were.
Actually, this is still America, so yes we do! We're all down here because of who our parents were! And who their parents were! Our ancestors put themselves first. And you know what, that worked out for them. And for us. I'm not ashamed of that anymore.
They call us "abominations." But they created our kind.
"Our" kind? You and me got bit by a different motherfucking bug, my friend.
Ghouls, Mutants, we're kin. And we should unite against our common enemy. They drove us to the point of extinction and then forgot we ever existed. But we didn't forget them. The people who set all this in motion. The Enclave.
I've been Wastelanding for two hundred years. Whatever it is I got to do, I got to do alone.
Unh-hunh. And how's that working out for you?
I've kept myself alive for one reason. To find my family.
Well then, you're gonna need friends. But if you won't join our kind, then you can't know where we live. [knocks The Ghoul out]
I know more than you know. There are more than twelve thousand nuclear warheads...
I am not a board member, I am your husband, and I don't care about your fucking statistics.
Statistics? This is about Janey!
So for our daughter, you would kill millions of people?
Don't do that! Do not do that...
Billions of people! Other mothers just like you! Other daughters just like our daughter!
Wouldn't you? For Janey, wouldn't you?
You're just a very replaceable part in this machine. And if you forget your place, you'll die. The same thing will happen to me if I fail to communicate this message. We're all in the same boat. And not one of us can stop it. You know that. You wake up knowing it.
This is not one of your movies with a happy ending. There is nothing we can do. If there was, I would have done it. I have tried to do it. This deal is going forward whether we like it or not. Please, look at me. I am your wife. You know me.
I don't. I don't know you, Barbara.
Where are you going?
To fucking do something.
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