N4Numbuh 4
Bring it on, granny! A little snack won't stop us!
Kids Next Door, attack!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Numbuh 3's teeth are shiny clean]
N4Numbuh 4
If that stupid dentist tries to fix my teeth, I'll give him a whoomph, and then I'll give him a ker-pow, and a thwack, and a gnaw! And if he brings out the floss, Then I'll give him the old whumpah-thumpah and then a - aah! [Numbuh 4 is taken by Knightbrace]
N5Numbuh 5
[not noticing that Numbuh 4 has been taken] Fi-nally! Numbuh 4 shuts up!
KKnightbrace
[In a dentists chair that has multiple flailing objects and weapons] Maybe four out of five dentists can't stop you Kids Next Door... but I'm the 5th!
[Numbuh 1 was pretending to deliver pizza to Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb. Lasso Lass and her horse was tied upside-down to a tree.]
FMr. Fibb
Bring it here. And there better not be any onions on it.
Let me check. Whoops! There are onions on it. I guess I'll have to call this one in. [Winks at Lasso Lass and she smiles and winks back] Kids Next Door! Battle Stations!
[Numbuh 2,3,4, and 5 come out from behind Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb's house in a giant rodeo horse.]
N5Numbuh 5
[getting water from the water dispenser and turnips show up inside] Numbuh 5 hates turnips.
N4Numbuh 4
Oh, great!
N2Numbuh 2
Now what do we do?
We've got to track these turnips to the source.
N3Numbuh 3
The source? What source?
This looks like a job for the Kids Next Door P.I.P.E.P.O.D.
N3Numbuh 3
[using the roots as a swing] Look, Grandpa! I'm flying! Whee!
[H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P. continues to run towards them. The farmer is oblivious and walks past Sector V to refill his watering can. The turnip holds Numbuh 2 upside down and spanks him repeatedly.]
N2Numbuh 2
Ow! Cut it out!
[The farmer continues being oblivious and uses a water pump to fill up his watering can. H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P. keeps running. Numbuh 1 runs towards the giant turnip and hides behind its main root, as its other roots try to attack him.]
N4Numbuh 4
[getting dragged] Help!
N3Numbuh 3
Whee! Horsey! Whee!
[Sector V looks to be on its last ropes, but H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P. jumps and lands in front of the turnip. Its head opens.]
N3Numbuh 3
H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P.!
[Numbuh 3 jumps off the root and lands in H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P.. The head closes, and H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P. turns into a machine with many weapons.]
HIH.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P.
Prepare for-
[A root smashes into H.I.P.P.I.E.-H.O.P. and destroys it. Numbuh 3 gets ejected and lands next to it. The parachute comes out after she's on the ground.]
Rats! I thought for sure that would work! [Numbuh 1 kicks the main root of the turnip. It starts to creak.] Huh? [The turnip creaks and rocks back and forth.] Uh-oh...
[The turnip releases Numbuhs 2, 4, and 5, and they scream as they fall to the ground.]
FFarmer
Huh?
[The turnip breaks from its root and starts rolling, causing its other roots to break. Numbuhs 2, 4, and 5 sneak under its grooves and avoid getting rolled over.]
FFarmer
[chasing it] Wait! Come back! The county fair's next weekend! [The turnip falls off a cliff into water.] Wait for me! [The farmer jumps in after the turnip and lands on top of it.]
N3Numbuh 3
Goodbye, Grandpa! He's silly!
N4Numbuh 4
Man, Numbuh 2, you really socked it to Big Brother!
N3Numbuh 3
He's cool.
N4Numbuh 4
Yeah, if you like penguins.
[after witnessing a 'massacre' over Numbuh 3's toys]
T-that's okay, Numbuh 3. We'll get you some new toys.
N3Numbuh 3
Toys? I don't want toys. [fired up with fury] I WANT REVENGE!!!
N4Numbuh 4
What's the big deal? Nobody got hurt.
N3Numbuh 3
[grabs Numbuh 4 by his jacket in rage] Say that again, squirt, and then we'll see if nobody's hurt!
[Numbuh 4 is walking along the corridor.]
N4Numbuh 4
Ain't nothing gonna happen, 'cause I ain't afraid.
[Puts his hand on Numbuh 4's shoulder] Hey, Numbuh-
[Startled, Numbuh 4 sprays Numbuhs 1, 2, 3, and 5 with cheese.]
[Covered in cheese] Go cover the rear, Numbuh 4.
[Numbuh 5 is about to push the button on the control panel when Numbuh 2 runs in with the lice still eating his hair and clothes.]
N2Numbuh 2
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!! [Giant lice and Numbuh 5 look at Numbuh 2] You gotta say something cool first, like "Say cheese punk", or "Cheese to meet you". Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! How about this one? "Cheese-"
[Numbuh 5 pushes the button on the control panel, which makes the entire tree house overflow with cheese.]
N2Numbuh 2 and 4
Nigel's got a girlfriend!
I do not!
N2Numbuh 2 and 4
Nigel and Lizzie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
MDMaitre'd
[Approaches the table with the cheque] Pardon moi, monsieur, your cheque. [Puts down the cheque on the table]
[Picks up the cheque and looks at it. He loses control of his rage] WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU CHARGE THAT MUCH FOR A LOUSY STEAK?! [Slams his head on the table and screams in rage] IT'S– IT'S– IT'S– IT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY!
Uh-oh. [As she ducks below the table, the helmet goes haywire and explodes.]
Owww. [Lizzie comes up from under the table] Don't ever use one of those things on me again, Lizzie.
What are you gonna do now?
[Numbuh 1 and Lizzie turn to look at Numbuhs 2, 3, 4 and 5, who are pinned to the walls with forks.]
Um- wanna get some ice cream?
Sure.
[Numbuh 1 and Lizzie start to walk out of the restaurant.]
I like pistachio ice cream.
Really? So do I.
You're neat, Nigel Uno.
[The Kids Next Door play as characters on a TV show. They have uniforms with capes, and they follow a script that does not show who they really are.]
[Cheerfully] I'm Numbuh 1. [Hesitant] Let's have some fun?
N2Numbuh 2
[Cheerfully] I'm Numbuh 2. [Hesitant] We've got some cool things to do?
N3Numbuh 3
[Enthusiastically] I'm Numbuh 3. Will you play with me?
N4Numbuh 4
[Slowly losing control of his rage] I'm Numbuh 4, and- [Finally loses control of his rage] I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
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