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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

[Next scene where the Bean Scout are in line at the Mess Hall at night]

How come we're having dinner for breakfast?

This is highly logical.

Good morning, friendship campers!

Good morning, Camp Kidney!

[Edward walks in]

Come on! You can do it.

Uh, I'm Clam.

Ooooh, he's really improving.

Are we asleep?

I think so.

Hey, Ed Man. Why don't you cut in front of me?

Don't mind if I do.

Oh, hey, Edward. That was a lot of fun yesterday. How about a second helping?

Hey. Uh who cares about Edward? He's a jerk.

Is your dream about Edward?

I think so.

And I said to the guy "what do I look like a Squirrel Scout?"

[Everyone Laughs]

Uh, Clam no think new Edward is so funny.

Who's that supposed to be?

Well, if it isn't Clam. Clam here is so short when it rains. He's the last to know.

[Everyone laughs]

[voiceover] That should be me up there getting all that attention. Getting laughs at someone else's expense. He's already had his day with the gooseberry. [gets an idea; spoken] He's not Edward and I can prove it! [laughs] Clam loves gooseberry bushes! [eats gooseberries out of a bush] Mmm gooseberries! Who can resist them?! [eats more gooseberries] Too bad you can't eat any of these delicious gooseberries! Edward hates goose berries! [spits out gooseberries]

Gooseberries?

I can't even remember when I last had gooseberries this good!!

[normal voice] Duh, gooseberries! [drooling]

Please tell me that's not drool.

Not Edward anymore! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! [eats the goosberries]

I win! I'm the king of the Edwards! EUUUUUUUUAGGGH!!! [starts to have his gooseberry allergy] Gooseberry hives?! Well at least I'm still Edward.

[Episode ends]

[Last lines; during the credits]

Vamoose, pelican. It's my day and I'm going to the top.

MMort

[imitating Edward] In your dreams, you platypus!

[to Raj] Hey, Regina!

What did you call me?

Let me ahead of you in line, will you?

[imitating Edward] Yeah, sure! Wake up and smell the pinecones!

[Two guys laugh]

[growls, frustrated] Fine way to treat me.

Here you go, Sheldon. [hands Sheldon an award]

SSheldon (Milt)

Best performance from an incidental character. Wow, thanks Lazlo!

[about the wood glue] Peww, Lazlo, that smells terrible.

Really? I kinda like the smell of wood glue.

Ah, Merp! The only reason the cave bean listens to me. Now, that Lazlo took him I have no one to talk to.

Who are you talking to?

Nobody.

[walks into the living room] Alright, Scoutmaster Lumpus! Ready for your- [notices he is injured violently, surprised] Oh, my! Your back, it's all in knots.

[walks into the plains, sadly] I can't have anything they can! You meet a frozen caveman, they become friends and BAM! Somebody wants to thaw him out! He was my... [sniffles] ...friend. He'd listened! [starts crying] Now there's no one to listen no one in the whole...wide...world. [sits down by a lake] There's just me, listening...to me...

[with binoculars staring up at the sun] Is it bad to stare directly at the sun?

[looking directly at the sun with binoculars and getting his eyes slowly burned] Yes.

[panicking over the egg] WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!

Aren't you gonna lay another one?

We don't have to watch.

The Ed-man is going to calmly walk over here...he's going to close his eyes...and when he opens them, he's going to wake up from this nightmare. [shuts his eyes tight]

Sneaky!

[to himself] WAKE UP, EDWARD! There, it worked!

[talking about a great scout] That was back when beans were beans. Way back...last week.

Mr. Slinkman, where would are society be without books? Think of the notebook, think of the phone book...and the most greatest book of all...THE COMIC BOOK!

LProfessor Lion

[off-screen] Hey, Edna, would look at this, they finally put Camp Kidney on the place mad map. That's perfect!

EEdna

Just what we've been waiting for.

LProfessor Lion

Now our life has purpose beyond the early bird special.

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