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Still the champ! Still the champ!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
He's dreamy...
MMs. Mucus
He's putting us out of business!
Our own sub?
Here you go. [hands Edward a sub sandwich]
Submarine sandwiches. Ooh, I'm losing with pride.
I heard about these kinds of things. The insane Scoutmaster takes his troupe out to the woods, uh, there's an axe, and a pile of bones, and, and some marbles, and a bag of cereal! And all they find is an eyebrow!
[Lumpus glares at Samson, now wearing a huge bushy monobrow]
But why do we have to catch a snipe?
Never mind.
What does it look like?
Who (knows, who) cares?
Ooga ooga eega eega aah! [slap]
[repeated line] Pizza, French fry!
LLemmings
[searching for Lumpus and Lazlo while skiing] Scoutmaster Lumpus?! Lazlo?! Scoutmaster Lumpus?! [crash into a tree]
Tomato scouts don't cry!
Sorry, Samson. Guess we didn't see you there.
Didn't see me?
Yeah. Sometimes you kind of blend in with the background.
Hey, it's Samson.
Yes, it's Samson, so nice of you to remember! [cries]
No problem, roomie.
[agitated] I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
The only thing we all want to forget…is you!
I would rather read the phone book than to hear about [in sarcastic voice] magical wood gnomes! [Lazlo is seen smiling] But you're gonna tell us anyway?
[Lazlo nods his head]
Dingle Dinglehopper...
[to Slinkman] How am I gonna explain this to my mother?!
Well, there is a way, but it is very difficult.
Everything with mother is difficult.
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