Merp. I miss Camp Kidney. Merp. I miss the other scouts. Why? Why? Why are my EYES burning up?! [sniffs and see the patch of stinkweeds] STINKWEEDS!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Well, how did it go?
Did you chicken out?
I can't go to Slugfest. I'm just too busy.
He chickened out.
Lazlo, I am not going anywhere.
[While Clam serves the campers mustard]
You'd expect me to eat a plate of plain mustard?
It has zing.
Here's your zing.
[The campers throw their plates of mustard at Clam]
Who would of thought that my buns could cause such excitement.
You have very nice buns, Raj.
Hot dogs do not even need mustard! It is disgusting!
Buns are disgusting! And boring!
You think buns are BORING!?! I will show you boring!
Does anyone even know what hot dogs are made of anyway?!
I'm suddenly feeling like pizza, what about you?
Hey, Clam. Are you hiding out here, too?
No, I was eating garbage.
[to the campers who want hot dogs] Well, we really appreciate it. But we have something more important to deal with right now: friendship.
[touched] Aw!
Yeah, but we can't eat friendship.
What are we made out of?
Stuff.
Stuff? What kind of stuff?
Stuff stuff.
I was once a bean scout too, you know.
Really?! [imagines a young Scoutmaster Lumpus]
That's "Loompus!" [kicks his scoutmaster in the shin]
Cute!
[using a happy buzzer on himself instead on someone else] This is marvelous! I'm like a hiccupping jumping bean!
Sir, we have a little problem.
Yeah, I know! Who let a monkey in the projector room?
Lumpus, for not following the rules, no more milky wilky for you...ever!
Pass the marshmallows please, Alvin.
Edward.
Hey, Edward! How was your movie night?
[mimicking Lazlo] "How was your movie night?" How was my movie night?! I'll tell you how it was! Can I tell you how I loathed it?! How I would have preferred sitting in a cow's stomach, watching grass being digested?!
Okay, maybe later!
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