“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Edward

Come on, Bean Scouts, we're not going to let a bunch of squirrels push us around. [gets grabbed by an angry Honey, who's preparing to attack him]

Raj

[to Nina] Do not listen to him! He does not speak for the rest of us! [Nina savagely grabs him by the neckerchief and starts strangling him] LAZLO!

Lazlo

[as all the squirrel scouts glare annoyingly at him for showing up late] What's goin' on, ladies?

Patsy

I'll tell you what's going on! This shindig…

Raj

Hoedown?

Clam

Hallabaloo?

This whatever it is!

Lazlo

Are you talkin' about the dance?

Lumpus

That's it!

What's it?

Lumpus

This is my ticket outta here! I can finally say good bye to Camp Kidney... [changes the map of Camp Kidney to a world map] And hello to the world! All I have to do is find that one genius. I wonder who it is? [watches Clam outside from a window]

Clam

Apples! [bangs his head against the tree]

Lumpus

Well, we know who it's not.

Clam

Puzzle done! Back in box.

Clam

Painting done! [shows it to scoutmaster Lumpus]

Lumpus

Oh, yes. Very nice. [mumbles] Worst thing I've ever seen. [gives painting back to Clam as Lumpus walks away] When am I going to find my genius, Slinkman?

Clam

[turns over painting to reveal the Mona Lisa] Uhhh...painting done?

Lazlo

Ohh, Raj. I'm glad Clam is getting some recognition...

Raj

I recognize him. He is the short one with the big nose.

Edward

Welcome to the Anti-Lazlo Club!

Lazlo

[singing] Oh...Roses are blue, and violets are to. Candy is so sweet but not as sweet as, well, actually it's also sticky just like your hair right after you comb it with your mom's comb that has sticky globs of hair spray and your cow lick gets all sticky and it won't go down and you look like a Sasquatch all day...I got the no-good lousy blues...Oh, the birds, they gotta swim, and fish, they gotta fly, Sometimes I feel like living, some times I wanna forget... All about having to leave camp and go back to school and have the teacher call on me when I don't know the answer 'cause she has some kind of radar that tells her when I don't have a clue and I'm gonna look like a dummy in front of the whole class until recess when I can scream and have fun again...And forget about the no-good lousy BLUES!

Edward

Boy I'd give the shirt off my back to see those losers in harms way. [Chip rips off Edward's shirt] Hey! What's the idea?!

Chip

See? [points the trio hanging over the waterfall]

Edward

[excitedly rips his pants off] Here, take my pants, too!

Edward

[after seeing Lazlo, Raj and Clam falling down the waterfall] Hooray! [seeing the trio coming out of the water] Whatever.

Hooray!

Edward

[grabs his shirt] Gimme my shirt back. [walks off]

Chip

[to Skip] Is he gonna take his pants back too?

[chanting] We want a prediction! We want a prediction! We want a prediction!

Lazlo

[snapping with agitation] ALL RIGHT!

Edward

Here comes the prediction, campers! [looks inside the wig with words that say...; thinking] "Edward will smile for Lazlo?" Will smile...for Lazlo?

Skip

What does it say?

Samson

Yeah. [gets knocked over on his side by a throwing volleyball] Tell us what the prediction is.

Edward

[as his grin turns to a frown] Um...Nothing. Madame Lazlo is a fraud, a fake. You should all forget the whole thing ever happened. My face hurts.

Lazlo

Did you hear that? The soap dispensers makes a silly sound. It's a good thing we're behaving, or I'd be tempted to make it again!

Clam

Press it again.

Is everything okay, sir?

Lumpus

Yeah, we're good. [pushes the scouts to the exit] Let's go, let's go, let's go.

But, sir, you're forgetting...

[to the customer] You call that a tip?! [saws the table in half with the chainsaw]

[shocked and angry after seeing Lumpus, Slinkman and the scouts leaving the restaurant without paying] Well, my goodness! Have a nice [gobbles] day!