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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

I will never stop hunting Karen Page or Foggy Nelson. I will tell the world who you really are.

Wilson.

Vanessa, please go! Please!

[grunting] You... You... You want me to kill you.

No prison can keep me. You know that. COME ON, KILL ME!

NO! God knows I want to, but you don't get to destroy who I am! You will go back to prison, and you will live the rest of your miserable life in a cage, knowing you'll never have Vanessa, that this city rejected you. It beat you. I BEAT YOU! [unmasks himself] You'll keep my secret, and you won't harm Karen Page or Foggy Nelson or anyone else. Because if you do, I will go after your wife. [Fisk snarls softly] And I will prove Vanessa ordered the murder of Agent Ray Nadeem, and like her husband, she'll spend the rest of her life in a cell. [masks himself]

[to Vanessa] I failed you. I failed you.

No.

Everything that I tried to build for us... Vanessa... today was the happiest day of my life.

[approaches Fisk] All I wanted was you. Please.

[to Daredevil] If I agree to your demands, then... you leave my wife alone! You leave Vanessa free!

If you keep your word.

[shakes Daredevil's hand] Then, it's a deal.

Last time we spoke, I confronted Father Lantom. I was angry. I'd change that if I could.

If God allowed that, there'd be no future. Just people endlessly rewriting the past.

Yeah. I think he was trying to tell me that for a long time. His last words were, "Forgive us."

Do you think that's possible?

He told me something, years ago, when this happened, that I never forgot. See, I was pretty angry at God and bitter towards his world. How could a loving God blind me? Why? Anyway, he told me... God's plan is like a beautiful tapestry. And the tragedy of being human is that we only get to see it from the back. With all the ragged threads and the muddy colors. And we only get a hint at the true beauty that would be revealed if we could see the whole pattern on the other side... as God does.

Feels like half of Hell's Kitchen is here today to say goodbye to Father Paul Lantom. Seems fair. He certainly welcomed everyone here, Catholic or not. And he expected those of us who were to, uh, look for ways to do good in our community. Not even the kids got out of that requirement. I'm sure I'm not the only one who remembers his "suggestion" that we give some of our First Communion money to the poor box. And that was his way. To think of the community, and the, uh... and the individuals in it. To think in terms of, "What can I give?" He gave his life, right here in this church, protecting others. Standing up to a man who used fear as a tool to set neighbors against one another. If Father Lantom had an enemy, I would say it was fear. For me, personally, he spent many years trying to get me to face my own fears. To understand how they enslaved me, how they divided me from the people that I love. He counseled me to transcend my fears, to be brave enough to forgive... and see the possibilities of being a man without fear. That was his legacy. And now it's up to all of us to, uh, live up to it.

I'm sorry we sunk your fancy boat, and mistook you for a lake monster, but you gotta understand. We were just trying to help you catch a fish.

Help me? Help me?! You really want to help me?!

LRLazlo, Raj, and Clam

Yes.

Help me catch a fish?

LRLazlo, Raj, and Clam

Yes.

The only way you three bozos can help me catch a fish is to get as far away from me as possible and not help me at all!

Scoutmaster Lumpus, [opens the monster's mouth] do you need our help? Because you asked us not to help.

[sarcastically] Oh, no. I'm just getting eaten by a ferocious lake monster. Don't worry about me. What makes you think I need your...

Okay! [closes the monster's mouth]

Lazlo!

[opens the monster's mouth again] Yes?

Eh, I do need your help. And look, I caught a fish!

Wow! Hey! Look you guys, a fish! We caught a fish!

[The masked Squirrel scouts have just kidnapped the Jelly cabin trio and tied them up]

Who-Who are you?

Wh-What d'ya want?

[sniffs] And why do you smell so nice?

[Patsy giggles]

Shut your traps!

How-how can they smell so nice and be so mean?

[turns on a flashlight to them] Tell us your plans, you disgusting aliens.

[confused] Aliens? We don't know what you're talking about.

You think we're gonna fall for that?

We're too smart.

You said it, Gretchen. Uh, ahem. I mean, number 3.

[Last lines]

It's so cold, I can see my breath! [breathing out snowflakes] Hey, what's wrong with Clam?

[Clam is getting a brain freeze]

[laughs] He has what we call the "brain freeze." [gets a brain freeze with His face except for his nose imploding inside his head]

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Brain freeze! [gets a brain freeze and making funny faces, as the Squirrel Scouts laughed at them outside the cabin]

Be careful!

Your faces could stick that way.

Especially since you just ate 16 gallons of frozen glue.

And, uh, [her glasses slip] everyone knows that aliens don't eat ice cream. [re-adjusts her glasses]

Oh, yeah? Let's recharge!

[The shock glows as the girls scream offscreen]

But I knew kung-fu! [jumps around making karate noises] And ninjitsu! [jumps around making more karate noises] And bok choy! [stands triumphantly]

LRLazlo, Raj and Clam

Ooh! Bok choy!

She's quite the charmer. She has got ferocious nostrils.

I happened to be an expert on snakes. I am a mongoose!

Wow, that's one angry caribou!

If you two are finished yapping, I'd like to have my sandwich now.

Sure thing. Edward ordered the salami sandwich; [hands a salami sandwich to Edward] hold the mayo. Dave ordered the ham and pea soup; [hands a bowl of ham and pea soup to Dave] hold the ham and peas. And I ordered the snake. [eyes widen] I ordered the snake?!

EDEdward, Dave and Ping-Pong

[look inside the basket] THE SNAKE! [scream]

[hearing their screaming from the distance] What was that?

I don't even know, but it reminded me of a movie about a melon that ate farmers.

Uh, I thought we were supposed to be looking for Snakey.

Uh...Oh, yeah, we are.

But how come we see Snakey in the dark?

[talking about Skip] That's funny. Where did he go?

Great holly! They're dropping like flies!

[running away from the snake with Patsy] But you said you're the greatest snake hunter in the world!

I lied!

But what about ninjutsu?! Kung fu?! Bok choy?!

Lied, lied, lied!

What about the time you beat up a snake with its own brass knuckles?!

What part of "I lied" do you NOT understand?!

♪ Go-cart races sing this song, do-da, do-da. ♪

♪ Go-cart races sing this song, oh-doo-da-day. ♪

♪ Oh-a-do-da-day. ♪

♪ Oh-a-do-da-day. ♪

♪ Da-day. ♪

♪ Go-cart races sing this song, oh-do-da... ♪

[fed up with the Campers' singing] Will you can it with the singing?! [The Campers stopped after that]

Sir, they're just excited about building their own go-carts for the big annual race.

[tries to sing] G-G-Go-cart.

[as shadow puppet Lumpus] Grumble, grumble, I'm very annoyed. Slinkman! Slinkman!

[laughs] I love this part!

[as shadow puppet Slinkman] Reporting for duty, sir. [as shadow puppet Lumpus] I thought I told you to order the Jelly Beans lights out! [as shadow puppet Slinkman] I did sir, but they were scheduled for a shadow puppet show tonight. [as shadow puppet Lumpus, who clears throat]

[walks into Jelly Bean Cabin] Slinkman! Slinkman!

[Awkward pause]

Reporting for duty, sir.

I thought I told you to order the Jelly Beans lights out!

I did sir, but they were scheduled for a shadow puppet show tonight.

[Lumpus clears his throat]

LRLazlo, Raj, and Clam

Yay!

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