Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Stop! Stop! Stop! For the love of god. Sweet lord. Have you people forgotten how to play? That sounded awful.
No way man, we're better than ever.
Dude. You're sitting on the outside of the drumkit.
No I ain't. Oh wait, you're right. Sorry. That's why it felt weird.
Hey Bullets, what's this thing you're wearing, what is this?
It's an invention of mine. It's a strapless guitar that also functions as a girdle. Its called a gu-girdle-itar.
Hey... good luck on your show tonight.
Oh, hey, thanks. I gotta get ready back here, if you don't mind.
Go gets them. Haves a really great show... do that for me.
...Yeah, I gotta, you know get ready -
Just don't forget about us... [raises his beer bottle] He's a good kid!
Ohhh, you're acting weird.
We just, you know, umm, we care about you.
Yeah, if you gets a problems with thats, then, well I guess that's just sad.
Oh God, I'm not leaving Dethklok, I've told you this a billion times, okay? I'm just doing this for fun!
Yeah, well, it's not brutal you know... Snakes 'N' Barrels isn't brutal.
I know.
Okay.
Okay.
Just do a great job! And don't leave us! I gotta get going, YOUR MUSIC SUCKS AND YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! ...I'm having a hard time expressing myself.
Will you guys get the hell out of here? I'm supposed to be going over the songs.
Oh ja? Well then where's your stupid band?
[gasp] I don't even know where they are!
You guys want to try some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake? You're gonna get so high your minds will blow chunks into the Milky Way. And what better way to celebrate the reunion than with a good old fashioned Milky Way chunk blow, hmmm?
Okay, let's uh... kick ass tonight!
Oh wait, I almost forgot, we got some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake from a dude.
Oh, come on guys, I don't wanna encourage any kinda dr- okay, I'll do it!
Apparently, Snakes 'N Barrels were giving psychotropic drugs that have erased their memories, except for Pickles which the drugs had no effect on whatsoever.
I grew up smokin' government weed everyday you know, I had kiddie glaucoma, don't ask me! I'm immune to just about everything.
Most brutal album, huh? Ugh, I hate to say it, they're right! It's an amazing album! Congratulations Pickles. It's so chilling!
What a great way to go out too! I only hope we can end that way! Clawing our eyes out, throwing up acid blood!
I officially take backs whatever I said about Snakes 'N' Barrels. You're amazing!
This music is likes potato chips. I can't stops listening to it! Plays it again!
Alright.
Oh no. My gu-girdle-itar is choking my tummy and my guts which is where my brains are.
Oh, my God! There's little Civil War soldiers looking for my skin.
I'm aware of my tongue..
Get it off me!
Oh no, I am also aware of my tongue.
[screaming] I'm a chicken. I believe I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken. I'm a, I'm a chicken. I believe I am a chicken.
Ohh, [beer cans and bottles are heard clattering] I am gonna be well-burned, SHUT UP! Dammit! Dammit Stop! Shut Up! Shut up you crappy alarm! [alarm stops, Pickles clicks on a lamp to reveal many people in his room]
OH YEAH PICKLES! PICKLES WAKES UP JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!
[shrieking] WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE?! [fan ignores him and continues yelling] Oh god, I forgot... I hate fan day!
An official statement from Dethklok calls this "A psychotic day of insane celebration for regular jack-offs.".
Remember, our snipers have 50 caliber sniper rifles that can kill you from almost 3 miles away. [shows sniper taking person down from long distance] Yikes!
Why do I drink so much before stupid fan day?
I believe you drink because it's fan day.
Ugh. I don't w - Don't talk to me about that. Wai - wait, where's Skwisgaar?
I don't think he gonna be here for a while, he had a very big night with a very huge fan!
Yeah, we were all up late.
Not me, I actually got good rest.
Can you please, just be quiet for a second?
Ahh, what's wrong Pickle? You just need to eat something. Your name is Pickle, maybe you should try pickle herring sandwich [hands him a sandwich] very famous from Oslo!
OH YEAH PICKLE- [Pickles shuts the door]
GOD! Everywhere I go, there's fans everywhere! Can't I just throw up in my own house?! Ugh!
OH GOD! Don't, what are you - bulimia?
Oh, great now you're gonna start a whole chain reaction, puke-a... a-thon!
Aww! Blood puke! Good song title, someone write that - oh, that's right we already wrote that. Good song though!
[breathing heavily] Ohh, I think I need another liver transplant.
Prepare to see one of the greatest sights you've ever seen, the fastest guitarist alive, in his natural habitat.
Ugh. Need paper towels.
Ok, my face is stucks to the wall...
In order to keep Nathan Explosion healthy, and because of the tremendous drinking it takes to entertain all you Dethklok fans out there, Nathan must undergo a series of liver transplants.
Now, have you eaten anything this morning?
[heart monitor beeps faster] Nope.
Are you sure?
I mean, yea... I mean, no.
Okay, anesthesia please.
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