[shivering with his tail all frozen] This is Wolf Spitzer freezing my tail off at the Petropolis Dog Show. Tonight, the city's most perfect pooch will win the grand prize, their very own mailman. [pooch chases the turkey mailman]
What kind of self-absorbed doofus would enter a dog show?
[in the elevator as the doors open, spraying his flowing blonde hair with hairspray] Guess who's entering the dog show?
I know, I'm gorgeous, right? Just got back from the groomer. Now all I have to do is keep this perfect look 'till tonight, and I'll be chasing my very own mailman! Am I hot, or what?
Well, I wouldn't go that far, but you are looking better ever since you joined that tiny gym.
No, I mean, it's getting warm in here!
[Petropolis convention center; Bird Brain and co. arrive in the Whirly Bird helicopter]
[laughs] Here we are at the First Annual Blue-Bottomed Booby Convention! I hope we can get a seat. It's going to be packed! [the convention center is completely empty as they enter] Or not. I thought there'd be blue-bottomed boobies everywhere!
Here, at the convention! Oh, Zippy, I'm so disappointed. And not just because my henchmen are idiots. It appears that I'm the only blue-bottomed booby, in existence!
Look on the bright side, boss, you can be the first in line at the buffet. [Bird Brain looks over to the buffet and see that Owl and Bat are already there] Or third.
[jumps] At the buffet table! What I wouldn't give for a taser right now.
You know, boss, there is another advantage to being the only blue-bottomed booby.
[holding phone and taser magazine] Keep talking. I'm on hold with the taser store.
If you're the only booby, then you're an endangered species.
Not as endangered as those two if my credit cards approved.
No, boss, I mean you're protected. You can be as evil as you want and no one can do a thing to stop you.
Wait a minute. Hold the phone!
No, I want you to hold the phone. [hands cellphone to Zippy, she falls to the ground under its weight] This is wonderful! I'm above the law! I love being the only booby!
UBUnnamed Booby
[appears] Greetings, fellow booby! [inexplicably finds himself tied to a rocket by Bird Brain]
Hello, and goodbye! After a brief scare, I'm once again the only blue-bottomed booby! Now, to hatch my most diabolical plan ever… right after I hit the buffet table and build my own sundae.
[Flashback to Snaptrap's camping memory at Camp Itchy-Owie-Boo-Boo]
CCCamp Counselor
And the winner of this summer's camp champ award for best camper is, everyone but for Verminious Snaptrap!
[The campers all cheer except for Young Snaptrap]
This is an outrage! I demand to know why I didn't win!
CCCamp Counselor
You bullied the junior campers, cheated at every camp competition, and you blew up the mess hall.
Well, sure! It was nacho night, and I'm allergic to cheese!
CCampers
[chanting] Snaptrap stinks! Snaptrap stinks!
[Flashback ends]
[chanting] Snaptrap stinks! Snaptrap stinks!
[gets in Larry's face, angrily] Flashback's over, Larry! [throws Larry out of the bus at the edge of a cliff as he falls while screaming]
[calling out] It's pointy down here!
I got so angry about losing, I developed a nervous twitch. Luckily, I'm over it. [twitches]
This camp is awesome! [to Kitty] What super fun activity do you want to do first? [runs around doing camp activities] Paddle boats? Arts and crafts? Dancing? [notices the bunny kid trying to fend off some wasps] No, wait, that kid's not dancing, he got stung by a wasp.
Forget the camp stuff, Dudley. We need to find Snaptrap.
[breaks into the studio through the ceiling, then sneaks to the shredder machine and opens it up, and uses a camera gadget to view the shredded evidence as a whole document] Quacky's been cancelled? But why is he sending Dudley on a scavenger hunt for the network president… who cancelled his show?! I knew something was up! I gotta call Dudley!
Curiosity killed the cat… or in this case, gave her a concussion. [bashes Kitty with a pipe, knocking her out unconsciously]
[recovering from consciousness as he, Kitty, and the network president are tied up to a missile] Kitty, what's going on?
Bad news, Dudley. The Quacky the Duck Show has been cancelled, and Quacky's going to annihilate the network president as part of his revenge… and us along with him!
[horrified shock] Wait! QUACKY'S BEEN CANCELLED?! NO! [to the network president] HOW COULD YOU?!
Hey, Didley, looks like you're the unlucky duck.
