Catwoman!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Is she on my list for today's audience?
No, Your Royal Goodness.
Call my social secretary for an appointment...
[Catwoman sprays the Queen and her attendants with knockout spray] Sorry, Queenie, but I'm anti-social.
Yes, my dear, you will make a purrrfect pinafore - the type of garment no one will recognize you in, or as... if you'll pardon a final cutting remark.
[reading in the library] Gosh, Bruce. That Genghis Khan was quite a guy.
I'm sure they won't find caviar on the menu at Gotham State Prison.
Probably not, but they will get a well-balanced diet thanks to Warden Crichton's emphasis on proper nutrition.
Let bygones be bygones. I'd like to shake hands with both of you. Can't we be friends?
I'd rather shake hands with a spitting cobra!
You're being cynical, Robin. To err is human, to forgive...divine.
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[After being buzzed by Joker while shaking hands] Another...practical joke, Joker.
Not exactly Batman, it's my deadly joker buzzer, one by one your five senses will leave you. Then your lungs will collapse, and certainly you'll be KAPUT, FINI, DEFUNCT!
What took you so long, Batgirl?
Rush hour traffic, plus all the lights were against me. And you wouldn't want me to speed, would you?
Your good driving habits almost cost us our lives!
Rules are rules, Robin. But you do have a point.
Cattail Lane and Nine Lives Alley. The Grimalkin Novelty Company is on that corner.
Grimalkin? What kind of a name is that?
An obscure but nevertheless acceptable synonym for cat, Robin.
How about rushing the place, Batman?
Shh. I think not, Robin. All they've done so far is stolen a few items, attempted to kill you, me, and Batgirl. No, I think they plan something really big.
NNora
[regarding Batgirl] Oh yes! I forgot about her. With a woman helping them, the Dynamic Duo could give us some trouble...
NNora
[holding a sharp pin to Batgirl's neck] Alright girls, let's tie the Terrific Trio - into Terrific Siamese Human Knots.
You used a foul trick to murder those innocent fruit flies!
You murdered them, Penguin...when you let them out!
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