Too many Bessarovian Cossacks around here, Robin. If I'd joined you in the fight, some of them may have been injured.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[about Batgirl] She's gone again! For once, Batman, let's follow her.
No, Robin. With my head sticking out of this neosaurus costume, I might not appear like an ordinary, run of the mill crime fighter.
Then, after I've gotten rid of Batman and Robin for good, I will rule the waves. Me, the Joker, king of the surf and all the surfers. Then, Gotham City! Later, the world!
[noticing Batgirl has gone] Oh no, Batgirl's not gone again?!
BGBarbra Gordon
I just passed her in the ladies' locker room. Are you alright Skip?
SPSkip Parker
I will be... as soon they put me and Joker on that reversearometer and reverse it!
Just because we're traveling, I don't think that Dick should neglect his studies, so we brought along one thousand key works of literature, his biological specimens, and also his own desk.
Yes, I expect to study hard.
Let's go!
Not you, Robin. They have strict licensing laws in this country. A boy of your age is not allowed in a drinking tavern.
You're far from mod, Robin. And many hippies are older than you are.
Lady Prudence [as she is being led away in handcuffs]: Perhaps I should have explained myself to you, Robin. I've been very naughty. I thought that if I could play both sides against one another, I could become ladyship of Ffogg Manor all by myself. But it didn't work.
No, Lady Prudence, it didn't. But cheerio.
SWSuperintendent Watson
Well, I think this calls for a cup of char at venerable Ireland Yard.
Char?
Yes, Robin, a colloquialism for tea.
And you, Catwoman, are an even bigger fool than even I thought you were. We who enforce the law would gladly give our lives for it. Batman won't be here. He'll be at the Belgravian embassy thwarting your nefarious scheme.
[to her henchman] Angora. Gag her. Crime fighters are to be seen and not heard.
Let no one say that Catwoman is not the best-dressed woman in the world.
There are no fashion shows where you're going, Catwoman.
And how could a feline feloness like you also be a fashion model?
Ah-ah. Give credit where credit is due, Robin. She may be evil, but she is attractive. You'll know more about that in a couple of years.
No hero worth his salt would let a lady expire. It's foolproof I tell you - purrrfectly foolproof.
You better pray that Batman is a man-man more than he is a police-man.
How can Batgirl be the best anything when Catwoman is around?
No Best Dressed list is complete without the addition of the Queen of Criminals, the Princess of Plunder, yours untruly.
Who are you?
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