Some people kill time, but this time, time is going to kill you!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I AM a little hungry.
Of course, Robin. Even crime-fighters must eat. And especially you. You're a growing boy and you need your nutrition.
SHSecond Hand Three
You've done what nobody else could have done. You've finished off Batman and Robin. [followed by applause]
Thank you. I deserve it, of course, but I thank you.
No! It can't be true! You're dead! You have to be dead!
Maybe we're living on borrowed time!
But now, it's round-up time!
We better hurry, Batman.
Not too fast, Robin. In good bat-climbing, as in good driving, one must never sacrifice safety for speed.
Right again, Batman.
EEgghead
Woe is me. My criminal career is now eggstinct!
Foolish, evil man!
You're going to go where all the broken eggshells end up: in the garbage!
Switchboard, Commissioner Gordon here. Plug me in at once into the Hotline Batphone circuit.
I regret to say, sir, Batman and Robin are not at present available.
What? Surely, you, you must be jesting.
Alas, sir, I am not. Batman is enjoying one of his infrequent vacations.
Ohh! Catastrophic! Unprecedented! Batman and Robin not available! You know what this means, don't you?
If you're thinking what I'm afraid you're thinking.
Precisely, Chief O'Hara. The moment we've dreaded for years has arrived. This time, we're going to have to solve a case ourselves.
Who attacked you?
CChandell
I've covered for the fiend long enough. It was my criminal twin brother--Harry
Holy fratricide! Any idea where he hangs out?
CChandell
As a matter of fact, yes. His lair is an abandoned music roll factory. 20 B Front Street. Zip code, 9999979.
Holy Metronome! What a fate--punched into player-piano rolls!
True, Robin, scarcely an end I'd rather anticipate! Life--a cupful of surprises to the last drop!
Self-control is sure tough sometimes, Batman!
All virtues are, old chum. Indeed, that's why they're virtues.
[to his election crew] Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people!
That Batman won't garner enough votes to become elected dogcatcher!
[to Batman, after falling in, but surviving, the sulphuric acid deathtrap] Good thing we just got these new acid-proof suits, Batman!
[to an offer from the Democratic National Committee] But I thought you already had a candidate for 1968.
Gosh Batman, dig those flavors; Lemon-Lime, Orange, Raspberry, Pineapple...
Pick your choice, Boy Wonder!
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