Hair is everything. We wish it wasn't, so we could actually think about something else occasionally, but it is. It's the difference between a good day and a bad day. We're meant to think that it's a symbol of power. That it's a symbol of fertility. Some people are exploited for it and it pays your fucking bills! Hair is everything, Anthony.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
MMartin
Is that a bassoon in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?
Would you say that to your son?
MMartin
When he has his bassoon, sure. But he's never pleased to see me, so...
It doesn't even make sense. Why would a bassoon in my hand...
MMartin
Like a dick in your hand.
Oh, right. So if I was walking towards you with an amputated dick in my hand you'd think I was horny.
MMartin
Well, I'd assume that you had been.
My priest is here and he really needs some guidance.
HMHot Misogynist
What? Is he okay?
No, I'm hoping he's having an emotional crisis.
Priests have sex, you know. A lot of them actually do. They don't burst into flames. I Googled it.
I can't have sex with you, because I'll fall in love with you. And if I fall in love with you, I won't burst into flames, but my life will be fucked.
MMartin
I am not a bad guy! I just have a bad personality, it's not my fault. Some people are born with fucked personalities.
[to Fleabag] The only person I'd run through an airport for is you.
[wedding homily] Love is awful! It's awful. It's painful. It's frightening. Makes you doubt yourself, judge yourself. Distance yourself from the other people in your life. Make you selfish. Makes you creepy! Makes you obsessed with your hair. Makes you cruel! Makes you say and do things you never thought you would do! It's all any of us want and it's hell when we get there! So, no wonder it's something we don't want to do on our own. I was taught if we're born with love, then life is about choosing the right place to put it. People talk about that a lot. It "feeling right". When it feels right it's easy. But I'm not sure that's true. It takes strength to know what's right. And love isn't something that weak people do. Being a romantic takes a hell of a lot of hope. I think what they mean is when you find somebody that you love it feels like hope.
Let's just leave that out there just for a second on its own: I love you.
It'll pass.
Why involve me? I'm nobody. It's my first day. Nothing special about me.
RRRaymond 'Red' Reddington
Oh. I think you're very special.
RRRaymond 'Red' Reddington
I'm going to make you famous, Lizzie. We are going to be famous
And I'm supposed to believe you?
RRRaymond 'Red' Reddington
Of course not! I'm a criminal. Criminals are notorious liars. Everything about me is a lie. But, if anyone will give me a second chance it's you. The two of us have overcome so much.
[screaming at Red] We're not a team! You're not my partner! my partner is TOM not you
RZRanko Zamani
Raymond, today on this day I am giving their plague back to them. In sixty years they will be talking about this day, about my legacy.
[just before going undercover] Before we do this, let me be clear. I'm not here to socialize, I have no interest in having dinner with you, nor do we have the time. We meet your contact, we get the name of The Freelancer's next victim and we go. Are we understood?
RRRaymond 'Red' Reddington
I agree with you completely, but it is a restaurant and it is dinner time...
RRRaymond 'Red' Reddington
You look like the CIA.
MMMeera Malik
Oh yeah? What's the CIA look like?
RRRaymond 'Red' Reddington
Attractive but treacherous.
MMMeera Malik
I guess we'll find out.
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