You are a top bird. I don't know what that means, but I heard someone say it once and you're it.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What we're working on is an interactive augmented reality system.
Like VR?
More like layers on top of reality.
Oh. Okay, um...
[Katie secures Cooper into a high-tech chair and takes out a device to be implanted in his neck]
Um... what's that?
We call this a mushroom.
Like Mario Brothers?
If you like.
You're qualified to do this, right?
I haven't killed anyone yet. May I?
SSShou Saito
I've always liked to make the player jump. Frightened. You get scared, you jump. Afterwards, you feel good. Why?
Uh, um, because of the adrenaline rush?
SSShou Saito
Yes. But mostly because you are still alive. You have faced your greatest fears in a safe environment. It is a release of fear. It liberates you.
Yeah. I mean, totally.
SSShou Saito
What we are working on now is the most personal survival horror game in history.
[laughs] Cool.
SSShou Saito
One that works out how to scare you by using your own mind.
Whoa! That... that sounds crazy. Can't wait!
I'm uploading a neural net package.
[still amused] "Neural net packing". "Neuronet". Hmm... Name could use a little work, I think, it's all 90s. I'm just kidding, it's a good name.
It's state of the art intelligence software. It learns and adapts on the fly. It'll monitor your brain activity and try and work out how best to frighten you, and then adjust to your experience accordingly.
Whoa!
SSShou Saito
Are you ready?
Oh yeah. Beam me up! Here we go, lock and load.
[over the earpiece] You're being discursive.
What is "discursive"? "Discursive"...
Talkative.
Mm-hmm.
Rambling.
[laughs] Is that a problem?
People sometimes talk more when they're afraid. Helps compensate for the fear. Masks it, too.
Oh yeah?
Similar to when you've got the TV on late at night. The voices make you feel less alone. Even though you are alone.
[laughing, amused] You aren't scaring me, Kate!
Pity.
[Saito and Katie discuss Cooper's death, both speaking Japanese]
SSShou Saito
What happened?
His phone rang.
SSShou Saito
You didn't take it off him?
Yes, but--
SSShou Saito
The signals interfere.
I know I switched it off. Maybe he did something while I was out of the room. An oversight. Won't happen again.
SSShou Saito
The incoming signal must have interfered with the upload sequence.
[sighs in dismay] Every synapse in his brain lit up at once. Then went dead. Like that.
SSShou Saito
You said he shouted something. What was it?
"Mom."
SSShou Saito
[after a moment's thought] Make a note of that.
Yes.
HHector
This gets out, I will lose my kids. And I swear to God, I will stand in a kitchen and put a fucking breadknife through my throat if that happens!
KKenny
[in a broken voice] I only... I only looked at pictures, and--
HHector
And beat one off on camera? That's what they got, yeah? Your hot little face, blurred fist, dick burping fucking spunk everywhere? Your mom's gonna love that on Facebook, Twitter, Insta-fucking-whatever. And her friends. All eyes on you, givin' it that... [makes masturbation gesture] Toss in the cunts at work calling you Spurty McGoo, laughing at your cum-face, making it their desktop wallpaper. It's not just weeks, we're talking years here - when pictures hang about on Google like a Gypsy fucking curse. There's no cure for the Internet, it would never go away. It would be glued to your name, a fucking stain on you! I'd hang myself if that was me. Crack my fucking neck at the first opportunity.
HHector
Hey, listen, Kenny. Look, I'm sorry about... just back there. Shouting at you. Calling you stuff. I'm an all-right bloke, really. I swear, I am, when it's... when stuff's normal.
[Kenny meets a man in the forest to fight to the death, as instructed, under threat of his secret being leaked to the public. A video drone hovers above them, recording the scene]
MIMan in Forest
I don't know about you, but... my life's over if this gets out. Fucking over! What'd they get you for?
KKenny
[whimpering] I just looked at some photos, that's all! I just looked at... one or two photos!
MIMan in Forest
Yeah, you know, I just looked at pictures, too.
[Kenny starts shaking his head frantically]
MIMan in Forest
How young were they, in the pictures? How young?
[Kenny pants and sobs, unable or unwilling to respond]
MIMan in Forest
Yeah? Well, me too.
[Kenny, bruised and bloodied, is walking down a trail at night, when he receives a phone call from his mother]
KSKenny's Mother
[distraught] What did you do, Kenny?! They're saying it was kids! That you've been looking at kids! And Lindsay saw it! There's a video of you, and all of her friends have got it! Kids, Kenny! Tell me that's not true!
[The call ends, and the anonymous messengers have sent Kenny a Trollface; meanwhile, law enforcement has just pulled up to his position]
Oh, sorry. I'm... I said I'm not much of a dancer.
No shit. Like a frightened horse on a frozen lake back there.
Want to go to bed with me? We could be back at mine like... [snaps fingers]
I never did anything like that.
All the more reason.
I guess you deflowered me.
I "deflowered" you? What is this, merry England?
You married me.
To help you pass over. As a kindness.
It's not so kind to leave.
Forty-nine years. I was with him for 49 years. You can't begin to imagine. You can't know. The bond, the commitment, the boredom, the yearning, the laughter, the love of it. The fucking love. You just cannot know. Everything we sacrificed. The years I gave him, the years he gave me. Did you think to ask? Did it occur to you to ask? We had a daughter. Allison. Always difficult, always beautiful. Died at 39 years old, bless her heart, and Richard and I felt that heartbreak as one. You think you're the only person ever suffered? Go fuck yourself.
RRaiman
His aim's so bad he's the only guy on earth who can shit his own pants and miss.
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