Xavier warned me about you, but I didn’t listen.
TGTyler Galpin
Ironic now, huh?
Ironic would’ve been framing Xavier for murder while the real Hyde helped me put him away.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
TGTyler Galpin
[to Wednesday] You know, at first, I’d wake up naked, covered in blood, no idea what happened. But over time, I started to remember everything. The sound of their screams, the panic in their eyes, and a fear so primal I could taste it. And it was delicious. You have no idea what’s coming.
I always believed relying on other people to be a sign of weakness. That inevitably they would lead me to disappointment. Turns out I’ve been the disappointment.
Are you kidding me? I’ve learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior, but most people spend their entire lives pretending to give zero effs, and you literally never had an eff to give.
Will you forget about me?
Enid, the mark you have left on me is indelible. Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow, or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you.
You have to come visit me in San Francisco. It's foggy and rainy every day.
Sounds tempting.
PLPrincipal Larissa Weems
Please don't make this more difficult than it already is, Marilyn.
My name is LAUREL!
LGLaurel Gates
I can't tell you how I've longed for this moment, what it means for my family--
JCJoseph Crackstone
SILENCE, WOMAN! Begone! Or I will cut thy tongue from thy wretched MOUTH!
LGLaurel Gates
Never meet your heroes...
Who's there?
[The slow clap continues until the pair of hands become visible along with the rest of the host's body, revealing the identity of Agnes DeMille.]
ADAgnes DeMille
Happy Prank Day, Wednesday.
My crazed stalker is an invisible 13-year old?
[Agnes reveals a key ring and tosses it onto Bruno and Enid's bodies. Thing proceeds to grab the key and starts freeing the two]
ADAgnes DeMille
We haven't been properly introduced. [does a curtesy] I'm Agnes DeMille, your number one superfan.
You don't seriously expect me to believe you pulled off this elaborate prank solo.
ADAgnes DeMille
I had a little help with some DaVincis. After I blackmailed them with incriminating SnapChat pics. Perks of being invisible. I just asked myself, "WWWD - What would Wednesday do?" [Both Enid and Bruno are freed]
That's my line, you little psycho!
ADAgnes DeMille
I knew if I came up with the most twisted game, I'd get your attention. I hope it's lived up to your exacting standards. Admit it, you're a little impressed.
I can't believe we were almost perforated by your fangirl mini-me. [extends her nails into claws] Why don't I return the favor? [Bruno restrains her]
ADAgnes DeMille
Park your claws, Rainbow Barbie! Besides, I got you some alone time with the pack hottie. Your welcome.
You almost burned my novel at the Founder's Pyre.
ADAgnes DeMille
That was just an appetizer. This is the main course.
Then why kill Galpin and place his eyeball on Enid's cushion?
[disgusted] That eyeball was real?!
ADAgnes DeMille
[confused] I didn't kill Galpin. I wanted to become your friend. Not your next murder case. [she reaches in her jacket pocket and whips out Galpin's phone] Took this as a souvenir. [hands the phone to Wednesday which she accepts] I already scrolled through his texts...and his emails.
[sensing that Agnes was telling the truth] So, if you didn't kill him, then who did?
ADAgnes DeMille
I can help you find out. [gives a slight chuckle]
[Later, Wednesday, Thing, Enid and Bruno are inside the elevator]
Only Wednesday Addams would have multiple stalkers.
ADAgnes DeMille
Room for one more?
[still angry at Agnes almost killing the two] Wannabes take the stairs. [closes the door and lowers the elevator leaving Agnes behind]
[narrating] Admit it. This is the Wednesday Addams you didn't know you needed.
[all the students are watching Enid (in Wednesday's body) dancing to Blackpink's Boombayah]
APAjax Petropolus
What the hell is going on here?
BBBianca Barclay
Looks like Wednesday Addams has finally cracked?
I thought it was supposed to be unsinkable.
RCRobert Crawley, Lord Grantham
Every mountain is unclimbable until someone climbs it; so every ship is unsinkable until it sinks.
VCViolet Crawley, the Dowager Countess
I'm very sorry about poor Patrick, of course. He was a nice boy.
CCCora Crawley, Lady Grantham
We were all so fond of him...
VCViolet Crawley, the Dowager Countess
But I never cared for James. He was too like his mother, and a nastier woman never drew breath.
CCCora Crawley, Lady Grantham
Are we to be friends, then?
VCViolet Crawley, the Dowager Countess
We are allies, my dear, which can be a good deal more effective.
Seems like a lot of food, when you think they're all in mourning.
Nothing makes you hungrier or more tired than grief. When my sister died, God rest her soul, I ate my way through four plates of sandwiches at one sitting and slept round the clock.
Did it make you feel better?
Not much, but it passed the time.
VCViolet Crawley, the Dowager Countess
Don't you care about Downton?
RCRobert Crawley, Lord Grantham
What do you think? I've given my life to Downton. I was born here, and I hope to die here. I claim no career beyond the nurture of this house and the estate. It is my third parent, and my fourth child. Do I care about it? Yes, I do care!
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