Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Oh, how we missed those accusing eyes and youthful sneer.
How are you, my little rain cloud?
I thought Thing was filling you in on my every move. I uncovered your feeble subterfuge almost immediately.
So, how’s the little fella doing? Does he still have all his fingers?
Relax. I haven’t snapped any of his digits. Yet.
Since I've been here, I've been hunted, haunted, kidnapped, and the target of attempted murder.
[proud and delighted] Ah, Nevermore! I love you so!
[to Gomez] You taught me how to be strong and independent. How to navigate myself in a world full of treachery and prejudice. You are the reason I understand how imperative it is that I never lose sight of myself. So as far as fatherhood goes, I would say you’ve been more than adequate.
[Wednesday is digging up Garrett Gates's grave, with Morticia watching]
Ahhh, this reminds me of when you got your first grave-digging kit. You were so happy, you nearly smiled.
In case you’re wondering, I don’t hold séances very often. I can barely tolerate the living. Why would I want to commune with the dead?
Sorry. I didn’t mean to interrupt your… Do I even want to know?
I was reaching into the black maw of death to contact a relative.
Feels very on-brand for you.
I think we're a lot alike.
We aren't. I don't need your help or you pity. I already have a mother and a therapist.
[as they’re about to enter the crypt] Ew. What died?
Smells like childhood.
I was told you could teach me how to control my ability.
There is no controlling a raging river. You must learn to navigate it without drowning.
I enjoy funerals. I’ve been crashing them since I was old enough to read the obituary section.
[Wednesday follows a shadowy figure into the woods. In a clearing, she looks around. The figure suddenly lands behind her from a tree. Wednesday swiftly draws a hidden sword from the handle of her umbrella and stabs at the figure, who catches the blade between its hands, before a burst of electricity shoots from its hands down the blade of the sword, causing Wednesday to drop it.]
Still as sharp as ever, my pig-tailed prodigy.
[Recognizes the voice and gives a genuine smile] Uncle Fester!
How long have you been stalking me?
Just flew into town this morning and was hit by a wave of nostalgia.
I thought you didn’t go to Nevermore.
I didn’t. Your dad got all the brains. But I used to drop in on him. Usually from the ceiling with a dagger clutched between my teeth. Just to keep him on his toes.
Of course.
He filled me in on what’s been going on. Monsters, murder, mayhem. What fun!
[Wednesday brings Fester into a shed]
This place belongs to a friend.
You actually made a friend? That poor kid will be going home in a body bag. [Sees a beehive] Ooo, I like a hideout that comes with snacks.
Those bees are hibernating. They're practically Eugene's children. [Fester opens the beehive; firmly] That means do not eat them!
[Closes the beehive] You know, when you give me that death stare of disapproval, you remind me of your mother. Speaking of scary things, do you know what kind of a monster you're dealing with?
I haven't been able to identify it. [unfolds a drawing Xavier made of the monster, shows it to Fester]
Oooooo...It's called a Hyde.
As in Jekyll and Hyde?
Mmmhmm.
You've seen one before?
Oh, yeah. In '83, during my vay-cay at the Zurich Institute for the Criminally Insane. It's where I got my first lobotomy. But you know lobotomies; they’re kind of like tattoos. Can’t just get one.
You know what your problem is?
I would love to hear your piercing insight.
You don’t know who your real friends are. I’ve been on your side since day one. I literally saved your life, I believed your theories when nobody else did, and what do I get in return? Just nothing but suspicion and lies.
Fine. You want honesty? Here it is: Every time the monster's attacked, you've been right there. Starting with Rowan at the Harvest Festival. Then, on Outreach Day, you arrived just minutes after the monster disappeared, yet you say you didn't see it.
I didn't realize proximity was a crime.
Then there's your drawing obsession. You have drawn the monster dozens of times, yet you've never seen it. Or so you claim. You even drew where it lived. Then, when Eugene went to investigate, you tried to kill him so he wouldn't spill your secret.
You think I would hurt Eugene?
Let's not forget your oh-so-convenient appearance after Tyler had been attacked at the Gates mansion.
If I am the monster...then why haven't I killed you?
[Hesitates] ...Because for some reason I cannot fathom or indulge, you seem to like me.
[coldly] What's to like?
[after she kisses Tyler and has a vision of him being Hyde] Of course the first boy I kiss would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster. I guess I have a type.
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