“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

[unhappy, coming from the door of the cafeteria] Manson. Foley. Can you tell me why you're not still in the cafeteria?

Tucker

[referring to Danny] We have to help him!

Sam

[quickly faking an excuse to Mr. Lancer] Why are we not in the cafeteria? [pause] Um...Because we're meeting Danny, and totally ditching school.

Tucker

And there's nothing you can do about it...old man.

[angry] Old man?! [Tucker and Sam start running away and Mr. Lancer tries to catch them] You two are in a world of trouble! [his hip cracks] Ow! My hip.

Jack

[hears the phone ringing] Maddie can you get that phone please!

Maddie

I can't believe Danny, Tucker, and Sam are not at school! [Maddie picks up the phone] Hello, Mr. Lancer. [Maddie is shocked to hear about Tucker and Sam's behavior by Mr. Lancer] [gasp] They what?!

Jack

[angry and yelling] Sam! Tucker! Get out of that thing!

Sam

[shouting] What?! I couldn't hear you over the roar of the rockets! [leans back into the Specter Speeder; to Tucker] Could you activate the roar of the rockets please?! [Tucker activates the roar of the rockets and they drive out of the Fenton Household]

Jack

[angry and yelling] You two kids are in a world of trouble!

[to Danny, Sam and Tucker] YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!

Jack

Skipping school, stealing and wrecking the Specter Speeder!

Calling me "old man!"

Maddie

Tucker, Sam, when I call your parents, you are going to be grounded... [Maddie pauses - she has been overshadowed by Dani] but there's no need to call their parents, really. Right?

What?!

Just wait a minute! [Mr. Lancer pauses - he has also been overshadowed by Dani] No, she's right. I mean, you can always build a better and more cool version of your... ship thing. Right?

Jack

Hey, that's true! I'm gonna start building a cooler ship thing right now! [He runs to his lab. Everyone else looks at each other, confused.]

[having just captured a small ghost] The element of surprise, a hunter's best friend. [Is attacked by the Guys in White] And the hunted's worst enemy!

Ah... the perfect way to spend lunch; Shakespeare by the pool, and dry white toast!

Hunt for Red October!

Danny

Close... but I lost 'em!

Guess again, kiddo!

Danny

What's the matter with you two?! I'm not doing anything! Why can't you just leave me alone?!

A prepubescent specter operating freely? Unacceptable!

Danny

Hey! I have totally hit puberty! [reaches into his shirt and pulls out a white chest hair] See?! That's totally a chest hair.

Danny

[After being hunted by Guys In White] Could this week get any worse? [spots Sam and Gregor coming out of the mall]

Wait, Sam. There's something I must tell you right here and now.

Sam

Okay, what?

You have little tiny strand of spaghetti hanging from your lip. Right here. [kisses Sam]

Danny

Okay. Now, it's officially worse.

[to Mr. Lancer] The Purpleback Gorilla research we traced goes back to an assignment YOU set back a while ago.

And what makes you think I want to cooperate with the feds?

Because ghosts pose a constant threat to your student body.

And because we're with the government and have access to your tax records...

What do you want to know and how fast do you want to know it?

Danny, I wish to talk to you. If you're done talking to yourself.

Danny

Uh... ha, oh uh, he... Sure Gregor. What's up?

I am not blind. You do not like me...

Danny

Gregor, that's not...

Eh, let me finish. You do not like me because you want to protect your friend Sam. And I respect this.

Danny

It's not just that.

You like her more than just friends?

Danny

Well...

You hesitate. Which means you're unsure. I am not, and I'm going to ask her out.

Tucker

Uh... am I interrupting something? Gregor? Dude? Hello! [Gregor furrows his brows as Tucker waves his hand in front of his face.]

[accent lost; to Tucker] Dude, Do you ever stop talking??! [frowns as Gregor continues his outburst.] Do you even know how obnoxious you are? With your stupid jokes and lame-o technology? Idiot! [to Sam] ...Uh, I mean... Psssh *resumes accent* Is nothing. Uh...*loses it again* Aw, darn it.

Sam

[realization] Wait a minute. You were faking it? The accent? and liking Tucker? Just to get on my good side?

[normal accent] Ugh, I'm a guy. Hello! I mean, I really like you, but... [gestures to Tucker] Come on!

Dude, you saved my life!

Tucker

Yeah, but I despise you now.

This town is too crazy for me! I'm going back to Michigan! (removes his shades and runs off)

Tucker

Don't you mean Hungary, Greg-or?

[as running] My name is Elliott!

O. K. Is that a cleanliness breach? Are your suits completely black with filth?

Uh... D-Did you know that in Hungary, black is the new white?

Sam

[about Gregor] Ugh, he's not my boyfriend. I dumped him as soon as I found out you were right about him being a phony. Apparently, that is the only way a guy could like me.

Tucker

That's not true.

Danny

That's totally not true! There's a million reasons a boy could like you. I mean... you're smart, you're fun, you're cool, you're pretty- [stops abruptly after catching himself; Sam blushes] Why am I still talking? I am such a spaz. Still friends?

Sam

Pssh. The best.