[notices the haunted TV remote bought at Danny's garage sale is floating] I'm not schooled in the ways of the rich, but do all your remotes do that?
No. Well, my toaster does, but it's from Denmark.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[to Technus] Oh, no, you don't! You're not going to use the technology in this lab to take over the world!
What? [looks around room] That's a great idea! Have you ever considered tutoring?
[to Technus] Oh, no, you don't! You're not going to use that Portals XL upgrade to make yourself more powerful!
What? [sees upgrade disk] Another great idea! The heck with tutoring! You should be a teacher!
PPoindexter
[in Danny's body and flying] Haha! [goes intangible] I'm doing it! [flies at Danny but phases through the wall beside him instead]
[in Poindexter's body] You may have my powers, but you sure don't know how to use 'em! ... 'Course, I don't know how to use 'em either but at least I know how not use 'em better than you do!
I am no longer the Box Ghost! I am now... [Grabs Sam's mechanical frog] ...the Mechanical Frog Ghost! [Frog shorts out] Uh.... I changed my mind! I am once again the Box Ghost! And will have nothing to do with mechanical amphibians! [Disappears]
Now there's someone who knows exactly who he is.
[to Sam; trying prove who he is since he's in Poindexter's body] In second grade, Tucker threw up in your lunchbox, but he told you Ricky Marsh did it.
What?! I kicked him off the monkey bars for that! [faces Tucker, with a surprised/angry look] It was you?! [gasps]
STSam and Tucker
Danny?!
[having Danny at his mercy] Tremble before the might of the Box Ghost, as you are devoured by- [pauses and reads the side of a box] -oh yeah... costumes and props from the Broadway classic, My Fair Lady! [hurls contents of box at Danny] Beware! [flees]
[about to start a presentation about freeing frogs from being dissected] Fellow students, something sick and disgusting is happening right right here in our school. And I'm about to show you what it is! [pulls up curtain, and Danny is shown slumped in a dress costume]
Woo! Take it off! [Sam glares at him] No, seriously, you should take that off. That's weird.
[to Danny] Thanks to you, my "Save the Frogs" presentation was a total bust!
And speaking of bust, did you see Danny in that bra? Puse is not your color, pal.
[Casper High School football field; Tucker and Sam are sitting on the bleachers while Sam is wrapped around in a blanket, and feeling sick]
[sneezing twice] I'm sick as a dog and I hate sports. Why am I here?
Because Danny's here and he's got the best seat in the house!
AAnnouncer
[off-screen] And now, everybody, here they are, your very own Casper High Ravens!
[sarcastically, after being trod on by football team while wearing the mascot costume] Fill in for the mascot. It'll be fun. You'll meet cheerleaders.
[to Danny, as Sayonara Paulina] Hi, I'm Paulina. I'm cute, swell, and full of big-headed anime goodness!
Bye-bye, kitty!
[to the man in the flying car] Hey, slow down, Jeff Gordon! You're going over the speed limit! [looks down] And the height limit!
[after an invisible Tucker pulls several pranks on him] Gulliver's Travels, I'm losing my mind! [Tucker, still invisible, pulls his pants down] And my pants!
[saving a man from the fountain as Desiree is about to grant his wish for a million dollars] Oh, no, you don't!
DDesiree
[materializing from the fountain] Young intruder, you dare to interfere with my spellbinding?!
MMan
Money isn't everything. [jumps out of Danny's arms and runs away, screaming]
[facing Desiree] Listen, Desiree, I want you to take away Tucker's ghost powers, pronto!
DDesiree
I cannot. By noon tomorrow, your friend's fate will be sealed. [laughs evilly] His jealousy will transform him forever into the most powerful ghost boy in the world!
Tuck? He's not that jealous. Is he?
DDesiree
More than you know. Tomorrow his jealousy and frustration will cement into rage and rebellion. He will be complete. [starts to fly off, but Danny immediately grabs her by the tail]
[demanding] You change him back!
DDesiree
[threatningly] You dare lay a hand on me?! No man may lay a hand on me unless I wish it!
Yeah? How 'bout a fist?!
We’re only friends on your terms, but now, I make the rules around here. And my first rule is: No more Danny Phantom!
[to Danny] Danny, this is becoming a problem! You're constantly late getting home...
You're shrinking from your chores...
Your grades are slipping...
You're shrinking from your chores...
You already said chores.
I know, but when you don't do 'em, I get stuck with 'em.
I insist you stay.
Well... I don't know. We do have that really cool R.V.
[feigns a sneeze] Let's stay here.
Smooth...
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