[About Sasuke] Why are they so obsessed with him? Sasuke, Sasuke! What's the big deal with this guy?!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[After accidentally kissing Sasuke, Naruto nervously turns his head]
[weakly] It was an accident! I swear!
[Cracks her knuckles, shaking with fury] Naruto... YOU MAKE ME SICK!
[whispering] Why are you...?
[Soon after, Naruto is seen with smoke rising from his hair, a bruised and swollen face, and scratches all over his body]
[Inner Sakura] Ka-ching! True love conquers all!
I got him! He totally fell for it!
I'm sorry, Sensei. I told him not to do it, but he wouldn't listen! [Inner Sakura] Perfect shot!
He actually fell for that cheap trick. Is he really a Jonin?
Hmm...how do I put this? My first impression of this group...you're a bunch of idiots!
I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate... I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future... never really thought about it. As for my hobbies... I have lots of hobbies.
That was useless. All he really told us was his name.
Okay your turn. You on the right, you first.
I'm Naruto Uzumaki! I like instant ramen in a cup, like the ramen Iruka sensei got me at the Ichiraku Ramen shop. But I hate the three minutes to wait after you pour the water in the ramen cup. My hobbies are eating different kinds of ramen and comparing them. And my future dream is to be the next Hokage! Then the whole village will stop disrespecting me and start treating me like I'm somebody, somebody important.
Well he's grown up in a very interesting way. Alright, next.
My name is Sakura Haruno. What I like... I mean the person I like is... [looks at Sasuke] My hobby is... [looks at Sasuke] my dream for the future is... [Looks at Sasuke]
And what do you hate?
Naruto! [Naruto is shocked]
Girls her age are more interested in boys than in ninja training. Last one.
My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream because I will make it a reality. I am going to restore my clan and destroy a certain someone.
Gee, I hope he doesn't mean me.
Sasuke is so hot.
Just as I thought.
If I fail I'll be separated from Sasuke. This is a trial of love.
[To Team 7] Well a black cat crossed my path so I had to take the long way.
The only weird thing here is your haircut!
Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu... 1000 Years of Death!
A ninja must see underneath the underneath.
I get it!
I'm telling you this because you don't get it, and you think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?
[Regarding Sasuke] They say that the nail that sticks up is the one that gets hammered down.
You pass!
What do you mean? How did we pass?
You're the first squad that ever succeeded. The others did exactly what I said and fell into every trap. They couldn't think for themselves. "A ninja must see through deception". In the ninja world those who break the rules are scum, that's true. But those who abandon their friends are worse than scum!
[To Naruto] You can't demolish the client, Naruto. It doesn't work that way.
[To Naruto] You're not hurt are you? Scaredy cat.
[To Naruto] Naruto, that was really cool how you took the poison out and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die. Good idea to stop the bleeding now...seriously.
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