[Mabel destroys Gideon's amulet]
My powers! Oh, this isn't over. This isn't the last you'll see of wittle... ol' me.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Mabel, do you believe in ghosts?
Mabel I believe you're a big dork! Hahaha!
And Robbie. You can probably figure him out.
Yeah, I'm the guy who spray painted the water tower.
Oh, you mean The Big Muffin.
Uh, it's a giant explosion.
LLee
It kinda does look like a muffin.
Come on, Dipper.
[climbing over the fence] Okay, okay, just gotta get a foothold.
Dude, your sister did it.
[running on the ground sideways in a circle] Woop woop woop woop woop woop.
[to Dipper] ...and your sister seems to be going nuts with that Smile Dip.
[feeling sick] Uhhhhh, maybe I've had too much. What do you think?
[Mabel hallucinates into a rainbow colored candy world with the Smile Dip mascots]
FPFlavor Pup #1
Elknurg tsurt t'nod! ['Don't trust Grunkle' backwards]
FPFlavor Pup #2
Would you like to eat my candy paws?
Of course, you little angel. [starts chewing on the paw. Cut to real life; Mabel is chewing on air.]
Mabel, I need your advice. We're hanging out in a haunted convenience store, I can't get a hold of Grunkle Stan, and if I try to say anything about it to any of these guys they'll just think I'm a scared little kid or something.
[makes a gurgling sound]
Mabel?
[zoom in on Mabel's face, fade to her hallucination: she's flying with crazy pop music from before playing]
The future is in the past. Onwards Aoshima!
AAoshima
[moves its fists in a circular motion, its mouth opens to reveal a fist coming out of them, and the fists open and spit out rainbows]
Mabel, How many of these did you eat?!
Eleven...teen.
Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man.
CBCereal box Toucan
I'm bonkers for eating you alive.
LLee
No! [Screams as a stabbing sound is heard]
NNate
Lee! Okay, okay... I'm with you kid! 100%, man!
PPa
[possessing Mabel, flies up behind counter; through Mabel, deep voice] Welcome.
DNDipper, Nate, Robbie, and Wendy
[Scream]
They got Mabel!
PPa
Welcome to your graves, young trespassers. [Kicks legs and laughs]
We're super sorry for hanging out in your store!
Yeah! Can we just go now and leave forever?
PPa
Well... okay. You're free to go. [Opens doors] But before you leave, hot dogs are now half off. I know it might be crazy, but you gotta try these dogs.
NRNate and Robbie
[Scream and run for the door]
PPa
[Closes doors] Just kidding about the hot dog sale.
NNate
Just let us out of here already!
PPa
I don't like your tone. [Dissolves Nate]
NNate
[Reappears as a hot dog on the stove] No! I'M A HOT DOG!
PPa
It begins. [Makes everything float to the ceiling] Welcome to your home for all eternity!
Dipper, what do we do?!
DUCK! [Dipper and Wendy duck to avoid a flying shelf]
[Points] Quick! In there! [Dipper and Wendy Run to a tipped over ice machine and hide inside and pant]
What do they want from us?!
Revenge, I guess?
What did we do wrong?
Okay, let's try to figure out the pattern here. Why was each person taken? Tambry was texting, Thompson was playing a video game, Lee was being sarcastic; it doesn't make any sense!
Yeah! I mean, those are all just normal teenage things.
Wendy, say that last part again.
Normal teenage things?
Of course! Stay here until I get back! [crawls out of the freezer]
Dude, what are you doing?!
Hey ghost!
PPa
[twists Mabel's head around to face Dipper, then turns the rest of her body towards him]
I've got something to tell you! I'm not a teenager!
PPa
[drops everything that's floating and appears holding Mabel by her hair with Ma] Hohoho! Well why didn't you say so? [drops Mabel into a pile of candy]
WAAH! [Lands in the candy and rubs her head] Ohhh...
MMa
Back when we were alive, teenagers were a scourge on our store.
PPa
Always sassafrassing customers with their boomy-boxes and disrespectful short pants. So we decided to up and ban them. But they retaliated with their newfangled rap music.
MMa
The lyrics were so hateful.
RRapper
Homework's whack, and so are rules. Tucking in your shirt's for fools.
TATV Announcer
You're watching the Black-and-White-Period-Piece-Old-Lady-Boring-Movie Channel.
Kids, I can't find the remote and I refuse to stand up.
TATV Announcer
Stay tuned for the Friday Night Movie, "The Duchess Approves", starring Sturly Stempleburgess as 'The Duchess', and Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as irascible coxswain Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire.
KIDS!
Ugghh... I'm never gonna eat or do anything ever again.
Hey, there's still some left.
Evil!
Well, I'm probably scarred for life.
Yeah, that was pretty crazy.
I think I'll go stare at a wall for a while and RETHINK EVERYTHING. Hey, next time we hang out, let's stay at the Mystery Shack. Okay?
Next time? Yah! Let's, let's hang out at the Shack! Yeah... [gets in the car, to himself] Next time... [gets in the car and sits next to Mabel]
OHHHHH... [sees the thing she wrote earlier] What kind of sick joke is this?
TTestosteraur
Not man enough? NOT MAN ENOUGH?! I have three Y chromosomes, six adams apples, pecs on my abs, and FISTS FOR NIPPLES!
No offense, Dipper, but you're not exactly Manly Mannington.
I am too Manly...Manny, or whatever it is you said.
Face the music, kid. You got no muscles, you smell like baby wipes, and let's not forget last Tuesday's incident.
[Flashback: Dipper is in the bathroom, in a towel, looking into the mirror and singing into his comb like a microphone]
Disco girl...comin' through...that girl is you! [Stan opens the bathroom door] DON'T COME IN, DON'T COME IN!
[End flashback]
[grinning] You were listening to girly Icelandic pop sensation BABBA?
No, I wasn't- It's not important.
SBSheriff Blubbs
Another fire hydrant destroyed. It's a gosh-dang mystery!
DDDeputy Derland
Wanna take our uniforms off and run around in circles?
SBSheriff Blubbs
Quit readin' my mind.
[serving Stan and Mabel] Food!
Thanks there, sugar pot. I-I mean honey wasp, kitten baby, b-baby cow.
Ha! Silly.. silly man...
What was that about?
Nothing. I don't want to talk about it. Talk about what? Why is this table wet?
Grunkle Stan, you are a cranky, gross, weird old man. But we're gonna get Lazy Susan to like you because nothing is stronger than the power of-
Love?
Mabel.
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