Bloo! You flooded the house!
Yeah, but Bendy took a cookie!
[Mr. Herriman shakes his head in disbelief and Frankie facepalms in annoyance]
[shows up at the flooded house; sighs] Bloo, what did you do?
[offscreen] BENDY DID IT!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I’m going to the Ice Charades, I’m going to the Ice Charades!
Azul!
Coco!
We’re trying to sleep!
Sorry. [Whispers] I’m going to the Ice Charades, I’m going to the Ice Charades!
[Bloo continues to sing "I’m going to the Ice Charades, I’m going to the Ice Charades!" the next day, annoying everyone in the house, except Eduardo, who is still sad he is not going to the Ice Charades. Cut to a scene where two Friends are watching the basketball game, but Bloo’s singing causes them to change the channel to a program where Bloo is still singing his song. Cut to a scene where Bloo is still singing until the doorbell rings]
I’m going to the front-door Charades!
[addressing his doubles] I am Bloo, and you are my minions! Wahahahahaha! [clones laugh] Alone, you are nothing but cheap knockoffs of a really cool dude, but together, we are stronger than any army! And I think we all know what you must do. That's right! We must sing the theme from the Ice Charades in one hundred-part harmony!
[inside the community room]
BBloos
Oh, Ice Charades, you're so icy and fun!
Oh, Ice Charades, it's not the capade one!
Oh, Ice Charades, every year comes to town!
Oh, Ice Charades, get your money back if a skater falls!
BBBig Bloo
DOWN!
HOLY. GUAC. AMOLE.
Take five, everyone.
Bloo, what have you done?! Have you been playing with Mac's chemistry set again?
Yes, Frankie, yes I have, but that's not where these handsome devils came from. They were imagined up by kids in Mac's class after they saw me! Aren’t they great?
Hi, Bloo. Ready to go to the Ice Charades?
CDComically Deep-Voiced Bloo
Who are you?
[screams] Who are you and what have you done with my friend?!
Oh, I see you've met Comically Deep-Voiced Bloo.
Come and get the taste sensation that's sweeping the nation! The chocolate confection that's baked to perfection! The homemade concoction that's free of dioxin! [pause] What, dioxins? They're any of several carcinogenic or duratogenic tetracyclic hydrocarbons that incurs impurities in petroleum-derived herbicides, like meat and dairy products. [pause] They're bad for you! [The crowd cheers]
Frankie Must stop eating cookies...such delicious sugary goodness...NEVER! Cookies are your friend. You shall give in to the power of the triple chocolate. I've loved them since I was a baby, and she never gave me enough. So you need to eat MORE! As many as you can! LET NO ONE STOP YOU!
[in disguise] Why, Frankie. Fancy meeting you here. How long has it been?
Bloo!?
Why, Frankie, you very old girl. I can't believe you call me that. Turned up been dear-ment.
[to Dylan] Don't listen to that maniac. What're you doing, Bloo?
Why, I'm on that dinner date. And please call me by my first name, Orlando.
Orlando Bloo?
Yes. And this is my favorite date, prince...uh..priss..pri...princess, no, Prin..pris...Prissy. Yes, Prissy.
PCPrince Charming
[in disguise] How do you do?
DDylan
Uh...Nice to meet you?
BBoth
Don't mind if we do.
No don't-[As Bloo and Prince Charming sit down]
DDylan
So...uh...what do you know, Frankie?
This lunatic lives in-
I'm Frankie's ex-boyfriend.
No, you're not!
Why, schnookums. Why could you denied our own love? We went out for 20 years?
DDylan
How old did you say you were?
I'm 22!
DDylan
So, you've been trying todate since you're...
47, yes. I mean 2. Yes, we went to college togetherly.
Get off! Dylan, this is an imaginary friend in a suit.
Oh, sugar-puss, stop being silly. [To Dylan] She's just upset because I've done to her since one week ago.
NO, YOU DID NOT!
Sorry, all week in a half day ago.
Stop it! "Do you have a map"? Why?
PCPrince Charming
[As Prissy] I kept getting lost in your eyes.
[groans] Alright, I got your game! [She pushes a plate of steak to Orlando Bloo] Here. Eat mister "real-man".
Uh....Don't mind if I do. Don't mind if I do eat some food. Don't mind if I do pick up a fork and eat some of the food that is on the plate on the table in front of me. [Mac hands scrabble around on the table, picks up a spoon and stabs at the steak] Oh, silly me. A spoon can't pick up a steak!
So, did Frankie ever tell you how we met? Well, I was busy studying at millionaire school, learning how to be a millionaire - which was silly really, because I already made a gazillion dollars in the paddle ball business - I just wanted to get my degree. Anyway, Frankie was working at the local roller derby and I just happened to be attending the roller derby regionals, and I couldn't help but notice her. So, after the game, I went up to her and said, "Hey, baby, I'm a winner."
DDylan
You think your muscle went in my territory, huh? Well, I didn't spend here all night playing mister-nice guy, but just have to loser show-up trying steal my property.
Property?
CChris
Frankie is not your property.
Yeah, we saw her first, so she's our own property.
DDylan
Oh, I get it. You guys thought Frankie was sweet on you. Let me include you guys in up something. Frankie just nice to you, cause she feel sorry for you.
Nuh-uh.
Frankie's nice to us, cause she's cool, and she likes us.
DDylan
Oh, what on earth makes you guys think Frankie would like, scratch that, any girl would like a dork, a kid-
See, I told you.
DDylan
And a sure thing.
Hey.
DDylan
When she can go out, with a guy like me. Yeah, that's what I thought. Now get out of here. You guys are lucky I don't kick your bu Frankie, I thought you were uh… you know, powdering your nose.
I powdered it before everyone knows I left.
PCPrince Charming
[with a black eye] She's cute why she's mad. [faints]
DDylan
So uh... I-I-I-I-it's not what it looks like, it's…
If I have a dime for every time I heard that thing…
DDylan
No, really. I was just palling around with the kids over here. Cute little guys, heh…
You mean, my friends?
DDylan
Oh, th-those were your favorite... uh…friends? Hey, Frankie, did I mention how awesome you look in that dress?
[Frankie cracks her knuckles and Dylan gulps as the screen cuts to black]
[repeated line] I like chocolate milk.
Oh, he seems nice. What's his name, dear?
Cheese.
What's that dear?
Cheese.
I'm sorry?
Cheese! His name is Cheese!
Oh.
CHEESE?
Yes.
No, not you, Cheese. Yes. Cheese.
Yes.
Not you.
[Cheese pretends his toy horse is galloping up Bloo]
Get outta here!
[Cheese walks away, and then sneaks up behind them, using his horse to listen in on Mac and Bloo]
Come on, I brought Mom's drill.
So?
We can paint flames on the sides.
So?
We can ride down that huge hill on Mulberry Lane.
Oh, Mac, you mean it?
Of course. Just like I promised.
Oh, Mac, you're the best kid an imaginary friend could ever ha-CAN YOU GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME?!?
Now I'm a horsey! Baa! Baa, now you're a horsey! Giddyap! [crashes into Bloo] ...This floor tastes funny.
Another time for the paint.
Awesome. Super duper red hot rod flames.
Bunnies.
Hot rod flames.
Bunnies.
Hot rod flames.
Bunnies.
Hot rod flames.
Bunnies.
HOT ROD FLAMES!
Bunnies.
HOT... ROD... FLAMES!
Bunnies.
QUIET!
[scene goes to the hill, where the go kart is painted with flaming bunnies]
I don't know you anymore.
Shut up. At least the bunnies are on fire.
[Wilt gives Cheese to Coco, who is making orange juice. Cheese wants cocoa for cereal.]
Cocoa.
Coco coco coco?
Cocoa!
Co, co, coco coco coco?
COCOA!
Co co co co!
[repeatedly] COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA!
[Coco gives Cheese to Mr. Herriman]
Can I help you?
[repeatedly] COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA!
Good heavens, not another thing!
[Mr. Herriman puts Cheese at the kitchen who wants cereal]
COCOA!
Oh, no. Not another thing! [crashes] Bloo! This is yours. You try to watch him.
Hey, Cheese, wanna play a real lame?
I like games.
Another game, another game, another game, another game, another game, another game another game, another game, another game, 'nother game...
Hey, Cheese. You wanna play another game?
[gasps] Yes!
It's the excitingest, amazingest, funnest, awesomest game ever.
Yes, yes!
You wanna know what it's called?
Yes, yes, YES!
Okay, it's called... "Sit still and be quiet in the closet for the rest of eternity!" MWHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I like this game.
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