ASAdult Sheldon (VO)
Of all the tests one takes in school, my favorite was the midterm. Finals weren't bad, but they also meant summer was approaching. I don't believe in religion, but sunshine, picnics and pool parties are proof hell exists.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
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Well, technically, they were his subordinate officers, but Kirk did always deal with them in a friendly manner, so I take your point.
Good man.
I'm Georgie.
And I'm Mandy.
That bitch.
That sucks.
ASAdult Sheldon (VO)
There were certain status symbols in Texas that indicated you were a success. A rodeo champion belt buckle Or as I call it, the Redneck Nobel Prize. Custom-built ostrich skin boots. One less giant running bird in the world is fine by this cowpoke. And possibly the ultimate status symbol The pink Cadillac, driven by an elite Mary Kay super seller.
Mr. Lundy.
LMr. Lundy
Mary Cooper.
ASAdult Sheldon (VO)
I was learning to enjoy the perks of university life, including a dorm to study and nap in. And since this was college, I was even allowed to have girls in my room.
ASAdult Sheldon (VO)
I even had my own bathroom, which gave me the perfect place to store my impressive collection of sunscreens and bug repellents. However, one thing I would never get used to was college students' love of blasting rock and roll music.
ASAdult Sheldon (VO)
Scientific rivalries are a fact of life. When two competing scientists work on a project, it can devolve into an intellectual boxing match. Over the years, there's been a few classic heavyweight bouts. Newton and Leibniz. Tesla and Edison. And in a lesser-known but equally brutal bout Linkletter versus Sturgis, The Tussle with No Muscle.
I'm just dating this girl, and she's a little older than me.
I was right in the middle of rebuilding Medford's team, but now, I'm ready for a new challenge.
So unless sitting here becomes a job How about selling footballs? You mean, like, at your store?
Tell your parents? Do the right thing and marry her.
Whoa.
Morning.
Good morning.
Can you take Missy to school today?
Is it really dangerous? Not with modern science, but back in pioneer times, we'd be burying her down by the crick.
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