ASAdult Sheldon (VO)
We often regret the things we don't say. There's a lot of things I wish I had said to my dad while he was around. That I appreciated him, that I loved him. Which is why I'm grateful for the times I did tell him how I felt.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Shut up!?
? [?] Put that down!
[off-screen] NO!
[pause; off-screen] Missy, I mean it!
[off-screen] I DON'T *CAAAAARE!*
[off-screen] It's mine! Give it back! [She rippling in the Sheldon's picture] What did you do?!
What in the world is going on here?!
Look what she did!
[to George] It's his *fault*.
That's enough out both of you! I TOLD YOU NOT COME IN HERE! GO, NOW! [?]
[cries] No!
I am not gonna telling you again?
I do not.
Yes I do, everybody does. I *HATE* THIS FAMILY!?
You are grounded (for tearing Sheldon's picture), young lady!
*FINE!*
It is fine!?
ASAdult Sheldon (VO)
Classical physics can predict a lot about the world. For example, it can tell us what happens when one pool ball knocks into another. But when multiple balls careen in different directions, we've entered the wild and woolly world of nonlinear dynamics. And you don't need me to tell you that it's impossible to predict what will happen next. Actually, based on the state of our educational system, you probably do. Now imagine those are people. Even a brilliant young ball who graduated high school at 11 can be caught in the maelstrom. Our first collision was set in motion when Pastor Jeff and Robin had their baby.
BBrenda
Hey, George.
Hey, Brenda.
ASAdult Sheldon (VO)
Sundays were not my favorite day. In fact, the only light at the end of the tunnel was the wry musings of Andy Rooney at the end of 60 Minutes. Noise is sound you don't want to hear. And of course, one person's sound is another person's noise.
ASAdult Sheldon (VO)
In physics, potential energy is a fascinating topic. Objects like springs store energy when they're coiled, waiting to unleash their full potential and soar to the heavens. Would you look at me go! Even in toy form, I'm shooting for the stars. While the potential energy of an object can be measured in absolutes, human potential remains more elusive. Sometimes, people seem to have all the potential in the world, but for some reason stay stuck to the ground.
ASAdult Sheldon (VO)
I've always had a curious affinity for Laundromats. Perhaps it's the rows of mechanical devices dedicated to a cleaner world. Or maybe it's the hypnotic rotation of spinning clothes on their sudsy journey to a fluffy, stain-free future.
ASAdult Sheldon (VO)
In astronomy, a syzygy is a rare event when three or more celestial bodies line up. You may also know it as the stars aligning, which was probably coined by someone who couldn't spell "syzygy." If you want to win Scrabble, remember this bad boy. My father's idea of the stars aligning was having the house completely to himself. I was at school, Missy was at a friend's, Georgie was working, and my mother was on her way to a church retreat.
ASAdult Sheldon (VO)
When children reach adolescence, - a cascade of hormones are released - causing mood swings, impulsive behavior and an unbelievable amount of eye rolling.
ASAdult Sheldon (VO)
Engineering has a rich and storied history, dating back to ancient times. Some consider it the single most important field of study... Okay, w-wha no.
Son, I'll learn your name if you make it to midterms. Right now, you're just a number to me.
Sheldon, out.
NO! I WILL NEVER SEEN IT AGAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN!?
Enough with a raising voice!
You're just a cog in the machine.
Time! Cooper! Time! Cooper, what is the problem? The ball isn't going where it's supposed to.
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