“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

You can see here, Sheldon has a baby tooth that never fell out.

Mary

I got my crochet!

I was not alone in asserting my independence that day. This tiny slice of hot dog also seemed to yearn for freedom. But sometimes, freedom comes at a cost. In this case, a lowly disc of processed meat, would nearly tear my family apart.

Sheldon Cooper

How could you not tell me that Caltech wants me to go to school there?

Mary Cooper

Because you're not going, so it doesn't matter.

Sheldon Cooper

I've put together a presentation detailing the reasons why I should be allowed to go to college, and I'd like you to watch it with an open mind.

The next day, the local news showed up to interview me and my family. Which may sound impressive, but this is the same local news that covered a potato chip shaped like Texas.

In fact, it was the best graduation party I had ever been to, until the one we had for my son, Leonard Cooper.

Amen.

Missy

Cake!

I wanted his name to be Leonard "Nimoy" Cooper, but Amy wouldn't let me.

Be happy I let you name him Leonard!

Okay, okay!

Love you.

Love you, too.

Sheldon

Yes, leave the crusts on.

Mary

We need to stop so I can pee.

With no access to controlled substances, I was left with only one option.

Sheldon

Hey, speaking of accidents, which this clearly was Insurance covers everything, right? If you're worried about me sending you a bill, don't be.

Mary

Oh, sorry. It was cancelled.

Sheldon

I don't know, looks pretty good to me.

As long as I can remember, unlocking the mechanisms that govern the physical universe was my greatest passion.

Sheldon

Hello, I'm Sheldon Cooper. And this is "Why Sheldon Cooper Should Go to College." Which is why I'm proposing that I live at home, but enroll full time to continue my studies with Dr. Sturgis at East Texas Tech.