ASAdult Sheldon
However, in an unrelated incident, he crashed his bike into some garbage cans. Luckily, he landed on his recently acquired athletic cup.That was a wise purchase.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
JJeff
Sometimes love is about the little things.
PPicard
Captain's log, stardate 44307.
ASAdult Sheldon
My history with Paige brought up complicated feelings.
ASAdult Sheldon
Things were simpler for my simple-minded sister.
Strike!
Yeah!
All right, Missy.
ASAdult Sheldon
The Clean Air Act required all new cars to be equipped with catalytic converters to combat air pollution. The first state to do this was California, which led Texans to say things like - I hate California. And When will that place fall in the ocean? While not everyone was happy about it, six years later, one particular Texan saw an opportunity to get rich quick.
So, you didn't do anything you regret when you were married?
Oh, lots of stuff. Feel free to grab a shovel and go have some drinks with my dead husband.
ASAdult Sheldon
In the early days of the Internet, you couldn't stream movies or summon Thai food to your doorstep. But... if you were interested in text-based news about upcoming physics lectures, it was a great time to be alive.
All right, but if he calls me a baby, feel free to say, "Then I guess you needed a baby to fix your paper."
I had to improvise.
Watching life go by from the sidelines is kind of my thing.
Call an ambulance!
That explains why 911 hung up on me. I had no choice but to determine if any of these prospective home buyers would be suitable neighbors.
Thank you.
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