Action News Team! Thanks for the piece you heard about me. The teachers had no idea I once escaped a collapsing underwater cave, using my webbed feet. [takes off his shoe] And believe me, they were impressed.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[The Action News Team enters the comic book store and begin setting up equipment to interview Kara]
LLiam
Now, let's get you gussied up for the camera. [brushes her hair and finds a scar on the back of her neck] Whoa, cool scar!
KKara
Oh, thanks. Hockey puck. I was five, I think.
[amazed] Whoa! You play hockey?!
Wow!
That's so cool!
Whoa!
[Just then, Kara's brother, Josh, exits a back room door and sees what's going on]
JJosh
[snort-laughs] Whoa, you have friends?
KKara
[aggravated] Oh, get lost, Josh! [Josh then steals her strawberry gummies and runs off, laughing and blowing raspberries at her; angrily shaking her fist at him] AND STOP TAKING MY SNACKS!
Younger sibling? Yeah, I have plenty of those myself.
[places the David Steele Issue 13 comic book on the counter along with his friends] Hey, Kara. We don't care about Issue 13 anymore. We're just really sorry we hurt your feelings.
Yeah, and it's true that we tricked you. But after two minutes, we knew we wanted to be your friend.
[The boys nod in agreement with what she said]
Can we have another chance? We all have so much in common. Please say yes!
[Kara looks at them as they look at her, and smiles, knowing that they're telling the truth and accepts their forgiveness; Next day at middle school…]
The Action News Team went behind the scenes with new girl, Kara, owner of the David Steele missing Issue 13… but turns out, that's not even close to the coolest thing about her. She's got a mean slap shot, and writes page-turning comics. And you definitely don't want to mess with her, because she's really good at booby traps.
JJosh
[stuck in a net trap] Mom! Kara netted me again!
In the highlight of getting to know Kara is she's now our friend!
[Nighttime at Lynn's Table. Lynn Sr., Lincoln, Luan, and Lynn are cleaning the kitchen. Lynn gasps and reads the clock that says 9:00]
LLynn
[Kicks the bucket] "Woohoo! It's closing time!"
LLynn
[dashes to the storage space with a mop and captures Nacho holding three cans of beans, but drops one] "Nacho! Get your own beans!" [Nacho runs out the restaurant, dropping another can and having only one] "YOU'LL FACE JUSTICE FOR YOUR CRIMES!"
[yelling over the blaring music while cooking] "LINCOLN! CAN YOU TELL UNCLE LANCE TO TURN DOWN THE MUSIC?!"
[also yelling while covering his ears] "CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'M GONNA GO ASK UNCLE LANCE TO TURN DOWN THE MUSIC!"
[Slaps his face] "Get a hold of yourself, man! He's GONE!"
[groans] "I guess I'll have to start over. Luan, can you tell your uncle to be more careful with his weights?"
[Luan turns to Uncle Lance who's above the restaurant]
[shouting to Uncle Lance with her head tilted back] "UNCLE LANCE!!! CAN YOU BE MORE CAREFUL WITH YOUR WEIGHTS?!"
[pokes his head through the hole when he heard her] "Whoa, whoops! Oh-ho! Gosh, sorry. I Guess I don't know my own strength, huh? JK, I do, and it's impressive."
[Lynn Sr. finds his brother doing high-knees on the bleachers at the football field, attempting to apologize to him for trying to sabotage his gym and deceiving him]
[annoyed] "Oh, joy. You found me."
"Well, this is where you always came when you were mad as a kid. Wouldn't be that hard to find."
"Pfft, well, you can leave, okay, because I don't want to talk."
"Lance, I'm sorry. [follows him] I-I should've told you the truth! But we were... [pants] getting along so well, I... I didn't... [wheezes] didn't try to mess that up... [exhausted] Oh, vision...going...blurry..." [sits down to catch his breath]
"Many years ago, I hereby might've remembered something incorrect if you folks here said a bit of it wasn't working out anymore. Your lying and sneaking around is what hurt the most. It was like a charley horse, but in my heart!"
"You're right. I acted like a ding-dang ding-dong. [holds his neck] Whoo, heh, pulse is not slowing down." [chuckles]
"Well, from now on, just be honest with me. If I can bench press four hundred pounds, I can handle the truth."
"I will. [tears up] Promise."
[also tears up] "Well, bring it in, then, big guy!"
[The Elementary kids are all reading an article of Mrs. Johnson putting an air horn under Principal Huggins' desk, when she's exposed as the air horn prankster]
[to Cheryl and Principal Huggins; sheepishly] Room for one more?
PHPrincipal Huggins
[annoyed when he heard about what she'd done] I don't know about you, Cheryl, but I suddenly feel very uncomfortable in this cafeteria. Let's eat lunch in our offices, shall we? [he and Cheryl pick up their lunch trays and leave the table, turning their backs on her]
Oh, come on, Wilbur! It was a joke! [sighs sadly as she sits down, and sees the kids all looking at her] Oh, like none of you ever made bad choices! [puts on a pair of sunglasses]
SSam
[gasps] You guys! I just got an alert! [excitedly] Our video for "Play With my Band" just hit 100,000 streams!
[The Moon Goats look at 100,000 streams on Sam's phone]
What am I gonna do?! I can't go back on a pinkie swear! But you guys know I have a low pain threshold! I passed out when I got these earrings, and they're clip-ons! [cringes as she takes off one of her paper-clip earrings]
Relax, Dad will never let you get a tattoo anyway. You can just blame it on him.
TTodd
Oh, no! You got fungus in my bacteria culture!
LLisa
[slumping on the sofa] Thanks, Todd, but even a re-enactment of the development of penicillin won't make me feel better today.
[Todd hops on the sofa to comfort her]
[dressed as Commander Nick Fox] Attention, all crew. Get to an evacuation pod. As for me, I'm going down with the Andromeda. [salutes] It's crew before commander on this ship. BRACE FOR IMPACT!! [to the viewers] Don't worry, I'm not really dead. [stands up] Tonight is Halloween, and I'm just getting into character. I'm going as Commander Nick Fox. He's the star of an old sci-fi movie that me and my friends are obsessed with… Planet Protection Patrol…or as we call it, Triple-P. It's about a group of space soldiers who protect the earth from evil aliens. We're each going as a member from the crew. I picked the commander because we're a lot alike: Handsome, daring, ready for anything!
LLucy
[opens the door, dressed as a skeleton, accidentally knocking him over] Apologies, Lincoln, but we need you to test out the haunted house.
LLucy
[looking at the photo Leni just took] Ugh, this is ghastly. Lincoln wasn't scared at all.
Yes, I was. I'm still shaking in my commander boots.
[dressed as a black cat; glancing at the photo] Lincoln, you're literally yawning in the photo. [reveals the photo, showing Lincoln yawning as Luna, dressed as a zombie, bites his head]
'Cause I was so tired of being scared! [then realizes his sisters aren't buying it] Okay, you're right. It's just, you always do the fog up the stairs thing, and Luan was Mr. Coconuts three years ago, and you two are always black cats. It's just, I've seen it all before.
LLucy
We need to make some spooky adjustments and fast. We can't be anything less than terrifying. I won't stand for it.
[from outside] Hey, Lincoln! We're here!
Coming! Mom, Dad, can I trick-or-treat with my friends for a bit? I promise I'll be home by 8:00 to help with the haunted house.
Of course.
You bet.
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