[The Morticians arrive the Cheaper Reaper store to buy a new headstone]
[pushing a shopping cart] Okay, everyone, I know the Cheaper Reaper is a veritable wonderland of bereavement in bulk, but we need to remain focused. Persephone, do you have the club money?
I do. [takes out her purse] And thanks to our embalming fundraiser last weekend, it looks like we have enough to buy Ernie a most splendid tribute.
[to Virgil] Whatever we do, we cannot let them leave here with the headstone! [Virgil tries to point up to a sign that reads…] "You break it, you buy it." [gasps] Virgil, that's it! You're one smart cemetery cat.
[As Dante pushes the "unknown" headstone away and heaves the bag out the ground…]
[off-screen] What are you doing?
[Dante reacts in surprise, accidentally launching the bag into the air and it lands in front of the other Morticians, and they all gasp to see what was inside]
It's not Ernie Shovelgate.
[Lightning flashes and Boris plays a note on his keyboard; Inside the bag, was revealed to be three tubs of Auntie Pam's ice cream and an ice cooler]
You buried Auntie Pam's ice cream?
[Dante groans in despair]
[Dante sadly shakes his head in rejection, realizing his secret is exposed]
But why, Dante? Why did you deceive us?
[glances down at Virgil; then confesses] Because… Because I want to hide my ice cream so none of you can have any. It's cookies and scream, my all-time favorite.
Ugh. It's the riding lawnmower over again. I've said it before and I'll just say it once more: Worst sharer ever.
[The other Morticians agree in disappointment over how Dante deceived them]
[upset] Sigh. I know. I'm really sorry. But, I'll just feel better, I swear. As a matter of fact… [lifts up one of the ice cream tub and inhales] Uh… Who wants some… [suddenly snatches it back, growling evilly in selfishness; then inhales deeply] You can do it, Dante. Who wants some of my ice cream?
[Royal Woods High School; The Drama Club is waiting for Mrs. Bernardo]
[groans impatiently] Where is Mrs. Bernardo? The cast list for "The Case of the Missing Corgi" should be up by now.
AAmy
Mm, I can't wait to find out who gets to play the lead, Detective Agatha Mystery.
[Luan and her friends smile at what Amy said. Mrs. Bernardo appears as they get excited.]
Fellow thespians, it is I! Now without further ado, [Lights come on and spotlight focuses on her; gets out a pen] the cast list! [Chuckles while throwing a pen, which spins and lands on the bulletin board, which it flips over and shows the cast list. Drama Club gasps in delight, then run to the list, and don't see cleaner Ed who is cleaning the lockers with paint. He sees Drama Club running past him. Amy knocks over The paint as it spills on his uniform.]
AAmy
[Comes back] Sorry, Ed! [Goes to the board]
EEd
Oh! This is my favorite suede uniform! Oh!
[Drama Club fights with each other upon reaching the board. They come to a stop with lots of people on top of each other. Luan gets up and sees the list.]
[Happily] Oh my gosh! I'm Agatha Mystery!
So, Luan, our brilliant detective, did you crack the case, yet?
The trail went a little cold, but don't worry, I'm gonna figure it out!
RRex
[approaching to Amy while running up to the stage] Hey, Amy. Ready to go? [holds out his hand] Let me take your bag.
AAmy
[notices a red mark on his hand] Rex, what happened to your hand? [takes a close look at it] It looks like… rope burns?
RRex
What? No. I… I… uh… scraped my hands in pottery class.
AAmy
Our school doesn't offer pottery. [realizes] Wait a minute. You cut the rope!
[Mrs. Bernardo, Benny, and Luan all gasp in shock]
RRex
[guilty] I'm sorry, Amy. But ever since you got cast as Gertrude, you haven't had any time to hang out with me. I just thought if I scared you, you'd quit the play.
AAmy
[disgusted] Super selfish, Rex. You and I are through.
RRex
[leaves the stage, tearfully] Oh, no!
Well done, Amy! I had no idea you had such stellar investigative skills!
AMAudience Member
[surprised when Luan tosses Amy an umbrella and she catches it, left-handed] She's a lefty? I did not see that one coming.
[laughs] You need to get up so early in the morning to fool ole Flip. Nacho here overheard you dunderheads talking in the parking lot and clued me in. So while you think you were going to feel so busy tearing yourselves apart, everyone knows I moved all of the merchandise out this morning. Call it a "restocking day." Oh, there's one thing left.
[gasps and sees a dusty bag of Flipeos] Flipeos? That's it?! [blows the dust off, getting some of it on Flip's face]
Be careful eating 'em. [Chandler opens the bag and a stink cloud emerges, making his hair all fuzzy] They're older than you are.
[throws the bag on the ground; enraged] This is so unfair! I'm the one who cheats people! You stink, Flip, and that's coming from someone whose dad works in the sewer! [storms out of the store]
[picks up the Flipeo bag and eats one] Eh, it's not bad.
[Lincoln and Clyde wince as Chandler angrily leaves the store, slamming the door shut]
Well, we may not lose if we lose, but we did see Chandler lose earlier.
Small comfort in a cruel world.
[Lincoln sighs as he and Clyde head for the door]
[blocking their way, halting them] And where do you two bozos think you're going? I suppose I may say thank you. While you are trying to get to one-million, you actually gave me the best day of business I ever had. And that includes the time the supermarket down the street flooded. [whispers to the other boys] Suspiciously. [winks] I think that deserves a reward.
[Luan is holding a graduation ceremony for her pranking academy in the backyard where Lincoln and Benny are applauding for Ronnie Anne]
[to the viewers] That's right. Ronnie Anne is about to get her pranking PHD, which is cool, but I'm just excited my buddy's in town, and we get to hang out. Plus, Dad made the appetizers, like mac 'n' cheese bites. [brings in a cart of appetizers and eats a mac 'n' cheese bite, then ends up spitting it out] Which of course, Luan filled with octopus ink. Real nice.
Benny, you may be stalled at level one whoopee cushion, but someday, if you work hard, you'll graduate too.
Aw, thanks, Luan. Until then, I'll just keep pouring my savings into this class.
Ronnie Anne, please accept this diploma.
[Mr. Coconuts gives Ronnie Anne her diploma as Benny applauds while shedding tears]
Woo-hoo! Yeah, Ronnie Anne!
[throwing her graduation cap in the air] I'd like to thank my brother, Bobby, for being the main target of my homework assignment. [suddenly notices that the printing on her diploma is starting to fade] Uh, what's happening?!
Ha, ha! Disappearing ink! You haven't graduated yet. There is a final test you must complete, and this test is the hardest. [laughs evilly]
I did not see this coming! [eats a piece of chocolate cake, which then burns him as he screams] AH! Or that ghost pepper! Classic Luan.
Ronnie Anne, you must prank the master: me. And it must be done before sundown, so tick-tock. Remember your mantra: Work with what you've got. [throws a fart bomb and disappears as Ronnie Anne coughs]
Prank meditating. It helps me focus. I need to think of something I haven't tried yet.
LRLincoln & Ronnie Anne
[shocked after Benny removes his Luan costume] Benny?!
Sorry, guys. Luan promise me half-off to wishing if I helped her. That class isn't cheap.
Your Luan was incredible.
Thanks. [impersonating Luan's voice] Voice mimicry is the only "A" I've gotten.
[groans] So where's Luan, now?!
[They see Luan in the distance, laughing evilly, and she then bikes away]
We can't let her get away, or we'll never prank her in time! There's only 23 minutes until sunset!
Learning to tell time by the sun is also part of--
[Lily and her friend, Ingrid are playing together until Ingrid's mom, Candace arrives to pick up her daughter]
[answers the door] Oh, hi, Candace. [calling out] Lily, Ingrid's mommy is here!
[Lily and Ingrid both come downstairs]
CCandace
Thanks for having Ingrid over. Lily is welcome at our place anytime. [leaves and gets into their car; to her daughter] Did you have fun, sweetie?
IIngrid
Yep, yep! [as her mother puts her in the booster seat] Look, look, look! Look what I got! [pulls Eunice out her backpack] I'm gonna name her Princess Cotton Candy!
[Lily reacts in horror, realizing she accidentally traded Lola's beloved Eunice]
CCandace
How about you take your new friend to the grocery store with us?
[frantically after the car drives off] No, no, no, no, no! She take Eunice! [fearfully imagines what would Lola find out if she returns home]
[with her face turning red of rage] LILY!!! [roars lividly with a blast of fire from her mouth, which strongly blasts the roof open]
[dashes into Lincoln's room; frantically] Lincoln!
[yelps and fires a net out of his net cannon in midair and it lands on him] Dang it.
Lily, it's okay. Calm down. I'm sure whatever it is isn't that bad.
[grabs her brother by the face] I trade Eunice to Ingrid!
Well, it was nice knowing ya.
It was accident! They go to grocery store! Please help me get her back!
Ingrid! We have to trade back! Take Nugget, and I get back Eunice!
IIngrid
Her name is Princess Cotton Candy now, and no way! We traded, no backsies, those are the rules!
[worried] I'm toast, and not the yummy cinnamon kind.
No, you're not, Lily. I've got a plan. There's an issue of David Steele where he assembles a team to break into Golden Toe's lair to take his, you know, golden toe.
[confused] We're gonna take Ingrid's toe?
No. We'll do our own heist and get back Eunice before Lola ever knows she was missing.
We just need a map of Ingrid's house.
Hmm. Perhaps I can assist. I, too, would like to protect our youngest kin from Lola's ire. Besides, I need Lily in one piece to complete the rest of our human nightlight test trial. I have a way we could get a full scan of Ingrid's house and the location of your desired target. I'll just have to initiate Todd's new pizza oven modification.
[In the dining room, Lincoln and Lily have gathered Luan, Lynn, Lana, Lisa, and Todd all together for a meeting at the table]
Welcome to Operation Unicorn Heist. We've set another playdate for Lily and Ingrid tomorrow, and we need all your special skills to help rescue Eunice before Lola gets home. Here's the plan: [Lily shows the first drawing of him talking to Candace] I'll distract Ingrid's mom. [the second drawing shows Luan keeping Ingrid busy with her clown entertainment] Luan, you keep Ingrid entertained. [the third drawing shows Lana distracting Ingrid's dog with a bone] Lana, you distract the dog.
Good luck. He's a biter. [turns around, showing a chunk bitten off by the dog]
[as Lily holds up the fourth drawing of herself swapping Eunice and Nugget in Ingrid's room] Lily, you get to Eunice in Ingrid's bedroom where you'll swap her for Nugget. [the fifth drawing shows Lynn retrieving Eunice by using a drone] Lynn, you're on extraction.
Yes! I love extracting junk!
[confused] And then we all hold hands under a rainbow?
[chuckles sheepishly, realizing she was holding a drawing of that and puts it away] That drawing for school.
[Back at the Loud House; In Lola and Lana's room, Lincoln places Eunice back in her place at Lola's tea party]
Little Miss Hair Flip is home, everyone! [the siblings all dash out of the room and into the hallway, acting badly innocent] Huh. Just as weird as I remember. [enters her room] Oh, Eunice, I missed you! [kisses her] Wait, why do you smell like kumquats?
