We're going to a place where you can stand in four states at once. I'm gonna stand in California, Hawaii, Canada, and Chicago.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Alcohol does not solve problems, Miss Missy. It just makes them go away.
Bob, what's the racket down there?
Oh, we're just, uh, making jewelry for your birthday.
Oh, oh, I don't want to see! I don't want to see!
Uh, but when you do see it, it's gonna look store-bought and sensibly priced.
Tammy, I'm out. I can't do it anymore.
Uh excuse me?
It's not fair. I think Brett likes me. You're Milli Vanilli, and I'm those super-talented studio musicians that probably had to sleep in the same room as Milli Vanilli while Milli Vanilli farted up the place.
Babysitting is a lot of responsibility, but at the ripe old age of 13, I think I've learned a few tricks. Watch this. (Yawns) Who's getting sleepy?
(yawns) Me. Oh, she's good.
I mean, zombies are more sexy than scary, right? I think everyone would agree with that.
So what do you think of Jason? I'm pretty sure he's into you.
WWillow
Jason's my brother.
Ohhh, I was wondering why you both said "Bye, Mom" to the same lady. Still, there's something there...
Oh, you too, Sergeant Bosco?
SBSergeant Bosco
Shush! I'm undercover.
You're wearing your badge outside your shirt.
SBSergeant Bosco
Dammit! Just treat me like a regular customer.
Okay. What'll you have, Sergeant Customer?
SBSergeant Bosco
I'll have a... coffee.
Very convincing.
SBSergeant Bosco
Shush!
At least you get to keep that sweet whistle.
Uh, no. I have to return it tomorrow.
Can you at least play something one last time?
[Tina blows whistle]
Better not. It's kinda shrill.
You love mom.
What?
Give it another day, and if you still hate it after that day, you give it another day. And you keep going like that, forever. That's what working is. But it's not all bad. They pay you, and you get to go home after and say "What a day!" and drink.
Bob, You’re a silly!
RJRealtor Julia
I can see this house is winning you over! Do you think you're getting close to making an offer? Do you want to call your bank? Is that crazy?
Uh, no, it's not, uh, crazy. Uh, I can call them right now.
[Linda takes out phone, dials]
1... 800... Bank. Uh, hi bank, it's Linda. Uh, yeah, it's Linda with the money. Uh, how are interest rates?
Full disclosure, this is squirrel blood, not human. Um, but each squirrel only bleeds a few ounces, so... do the math. (Groans) So many squirrels! SHE PEELS THEM LIKE FRUIT ROLL-UPS!
LMs. LaBonz
Okay students, Mr. Ambrose is gonna watch you during study buddy time while I go outside to NOT smoke several cigarettes.
AMr. Ambrose
Okay, do your math or whatever. I don't know. You're never gonna use it. I don't use it.
Gene, you're gonna have to choose: Tina, or me? I lost one sister today. Am I gonna lose another?
Aaah! I can't decide! I'm like a sexy Switzerland!
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