Hey, you guys, where're you going?
Nowhere.
Can I come?
No.
But you always say that! You never let me come along!
SSid
Gerald, why don't we let her come along?
I like you, Sid. You're the nicest boy ever.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What the heck is "Eugene Eugene," Eugene?
LMr. Leichliter
The role of Betty will be done by Lila Sawyer, and the part of Lawrence goes to Arnold... hmmm, I can't even read my own handwriting.
[passing the graveyard] Look, fellers. We're passing the bone-yard.
Hurry up, you guys! This place is gives me the creeps! It's full of dead people!
Well, you might as well get used to it, on the count of we'll probably all be buried here someday.
Okay maybe, but that won't happen for a long, long time. Right?
[talking about the Ghost Bride] The Ghost Bride will get you and hack you up, just like her sister and her former intended!
[reading headstone] "Here lies Cynthia Snell. She lived her life and went straight to..." I can't read the rest.
But we have to do something, we can't just stay in here forever.
Sure we can, these guys did. [points at two dead corpses]
But they're dead.
SSid
What's your point?
SSid
[to Curly, dressed as a dead bride] I can't believe you'd pull such a dirty trick!
EHEugene Horowitz
I can't believe how nice you look in that dress!
OK, it was a dirty trick, I admit it. But I wanted to tell the story! Why should Gerald always get to tell the stories? IT'S NOT FAIR!
SSid
I say we lock him in the crypt and leave him here!
JOJamie O
You tore my shirt!
Your shirt? That's my shirt!
JOJamie O
Either way, you're dead!
Should we do our own make up, or will the crew do it?
Do your own.
I'd rather watch paint dry.
Let's go practice being spontaneous.
Criminy, I'm a monster.
Actually it was just just gas, doc said you'll be fine as soon as you lay off the double rocks and lambs.
Are you okay, Helga?
Oh I'm just peachy. My dad's joining some wacky spiritual group, brain-washed Miriam and Olga and is planning to take us all to Oregon to live in a hut, out in nature to sing songs and eat bark.
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