Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Criminy, what a pathetic display.
I'm afraid I have to agree, Helga.
Guess Miss Rich and Fancy over there really did a number on him.
May I borrow the black paint, Helga?
Perfect. It'll match the color of your heart. [Holds up a paper plate with a black heart painted on it]
Excuse me?
You heard me, Cruella.
Unbelievable!
Oh, why, why, why does this have to be me? Why couldn't someone else have borrowed their Mother's mink jacket and be in this disgusting situation? I mean, could he be any grosser? But then again, if I don't go through with this, everyone may hate me because I broke the Little Freak's heart. Time to buck up, Rhonda! After all, aside from that one highly nauseating kiss, this really isn't going so badly. Perhaps by the end of the day, you might even be back on top. All you got to do is stick to the plan, then, find a way to dump the Little Troll.
So how about giving me a lock of your hair to keep under my pillow?
Ugh, that is unbelievably GROSS!
Is it? Or does it thrill you?
Stop! You're crazy! Get away from me!
[Grandpa is reading out of Arnold's father's journal, an entry describing a volcanic eruption] "It was terrifying and beautiful all at the same time." to Grandma Kind of like you, Pookie.
[reading journal] It was the hottest night the jungle could get when we... whoops, time for bed, Short Man!
But Grandpa, it's only six o'clock.
Well, go order us some dinner then. [Arnold leaves, and Phil tears the page he was reading out and puts it in his pocket] Whoo, that was close.
[to Arnold] They should have named you Phil.
[after reading about Arnold's birth]
So, did my parents go back to their village after that?
[sarcastically] No, you all lived in a temple surrounded by hot, boiling lava. But where did they go to the bathroom? Yet another mystery.
Never get old, Arnold, never get old!
[to Stella and Miles] I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. — [Pookie interrupts the story with a belch]
Pookey, I got a roll of tape, and I'm not afraid to use it!
[Arnold is sitting outside overlooking the journal when he sees what appears to be two pages folded together. When he unfolds them, it turns out to be a map.]
[gasps] A map!? It must be the same route my parents took on their last trip to the jungle! [excitedly runs back inside] Grandma! Grandpa! You have to see this! I found a map!
Arnold, are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
I don't know. What do you think I'm thinking?
[to Arnold] You're the nicest boy ever!
[imitating] Arnold, you're the nicest boy ever! See you tomorrow, Romeo!
Where are you going?
Nowhere.
What are you doing there?
Nothing.
Can I come?
No!
We're going somewhere to do something.
But you just said you're going nowhere to do nothing!
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