“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Eh, I was thinking maybe we can go back to the Parents' Tournament.

Grandpa Phil

Really? But I thought you said it was just for kids with actual parents.

Yeah. But for me, that means you and Grandma.

Rhonda

So my father said, "Cost is no object, and you'll find a scarf when we go to Aspen anyway." And he bought me the most expensive one, right on the spot.

Gosh, this scarf feels soft as a lop-eared bunny rabbit.

Helga

[Thinking after Arnold picks a daisy for her] Arnold just gave me a flower! I think I'm gonna die!

Helga

What is this clear wall blocking us from outside?

It's a door. I'll get it for you.

Helga

Whatever is this contraption, Andrew?

It's a water fountain. You drink from it. [Helga pushes the button and water comes out]

Helga

I like to drink.

Rhonda

It means weird, and that's a major understatement. I mean, the boy's wearing pajamas for heaven's sake.

Harold

And look, there have little bears on them!

Boy howdy, talk about embarrassing!

Let’s go on a hayride. [Snorts]

Lulu, are you okay?

I'm oh-so-certain that I'm just fine. [sultrily] But I'd be a lot better if you'd agree to meet me later, for an ever-so-private swim...

Excuse me?

Perhaps around 8:30, when Arnie's asleep?

Lulu, what are you doing?!

I'm certain that I'm trying to kiss you.

Kiss me?! But you're Arnie's girlfriend! And we're nine!

Oh most luminous orb in indigo sky, looketh you upon my ideal guy. Oh all-knowing lunar sphere taunting from above, whilst thou never guide me to my one true love- [is cut off by Arnold tripping over her]

[smiles instantly] Hi.

Hello.

Do I know you?

I don't think so.

I've never met anyone like you, Hilda, and I really like you a lot.

Chocolate Boy

I need chocolate, where's the chocolate, I gotta have chocolate...

Whoa! Chocolate Boy doesn't want chocolate? Pinch me, I'm dreaming. [Wolfgang pushes Edmund to the ground]

Chocolate Boy

Arnold, I need your help. I need to get enough chocolate, no more chocolate.

You realize, Chocolate Boy, that we've had this conversation once before.

Chocolate Boy

I know, but I'm serious this time. I need to get enough chocolate. I mean, dancing for malted milk balls and digging in dumpsters. I'm like a clown, a chocolate clown. Will you help me, please?

Well... You didn't bet Wolfgang, did you?

So it sounds like the reason you eat chocolate is because you miss your nanny.

Chocolate Boy

Yes! Yes! I miss my nanny. I miss my nanny.

It's okay that you miss your nanny. But eating chocolate is not going to bring her back.

Chocolate Boy

I know. I know.

She told you to be good and to be happy. What would your nanny think if she saw you now, eating chocolate out of dumpsters? And dancing for malted milk balls?

Chocolate Boy

She wouldn't like it, 'cuz I'm not being good and I'm not happy.