It's not the hot dog!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
But you see, Arnold and tall hair boy, I don’t want to be famous! I want to live my life simply! I like my banana wallpaper, I like doing my own laundry! Just give me the simple things!
[reading his poem "Knocked Down"]
I knocked down my share of buildings and leveled a lot of place
And've seen the miserable looks on the former occupants faces.
If you kick us out, Grandpa, we'll be really angry and sad,
On account that living right here has been the best time most of us has ever had.
So the thing is, Patty, I realized you're a human being too, and you have felines...? ooh, ooh, feelings!
[to Helga] Hey, don't mind me asking, but you and Arnold...Do you have some kind of thing for each other?
What? No, I mean, are you crazy, give me a break!
I was just asking. He's kind of cute.
If you like football heads. [the girls exchange smiles]
Drink Ya-Hoo Soda, it's really great. I'm telling you it's the best soda okay?
DDirector
How old are you?
I'm seven years old. I'm a little kid, see?
DDirector
Next!
Ehhhhhhhhhh...
Ya-Hoo Soda, just drink it.
[when she hears about Olga getting married] No, Olga! Don't make the same mistake I made!
Oh man, this guy's a total liar! If Olga marries him, her life will be ruined... Perfect!
So what's the stinkin' rush all about? get married in a year, if you still want to.
You won't want to.
Mummy, Daddy, please don't be harsh.
DDoug
It's okay, darling, your parents just need time to adjust.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you little twist top, Big Bob Pataki doesn't adjust, you got it?
Daddy, it's not fair to have Olga choose between her true love and us.
[tearfully] Helga's right, Daddy, you're being an awful brute, and Mummy, you're not even trying to like Doug. I am so miserable. [runs off crying and weeping to her bedroom]
If I play my cards right I can get rid of Olga for good.
[Curly has locked himself in Principal Wartz's office]
What do you possibly think you're doing?
I'm not opening this door! I'm not coming out! I'm mad as heck, and I'm not going to take it any more!
What are you talking about?
Turns out I am not the ball monitor this week. I wanted the responsibility. Oh, I could taste it. And I'm not having a fine day, in fact, something has gone terribly, terribly wrong!
I see something has gone wrong! You come out right now, or you'll be facing some very, unpleasant times ahead! I'm warning you! [Curly opens up the window above the door]
[a la The Shining] Heeeeere's Curly! [he throws a dodgeball at Wartz]
OW! Gah!
That's one! One for me and 498 to go! [He throws another dodgeball and laughs evilly. Lightning flashes outside]
Then later in class, Harold answered the bonus question that I was about to answer. Harold stole the question from me! Another injustice.
No fair! He let me answer that question!
Curly, you let Harold answer that question.
[Behind the lockers]
I think Curly's finally snapped.
No kidding.
[In the bathroom]
SSid
You guys, Curly's snapped. He's throwing kickballs at Principal Wartz. My kickballs!
[In the halls]
Hahaha. It's finally happened. Our demented Curly has gone over the edge.
[In the halls]
PKPeapod Kid
Curly? Snapped? How terrible. Terribly sad.
[In the library]
CLCampfire Lass
There's a grand brouhaha outside Principal Wartz's office. LET'S GO!
[throwing a ball at Mr. Simmons] Save your new ageisms for the saps, Granola Boy!
[To Curly] Okay, what are your demands?
My demands? Okay, I'll tell you my demands! I, I want two Yahoo sodas and, and a meatball sub!
What happened?
Any bloodshed?
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